Oh dear! That is the trouble with Barbie Doll films, they make the most surprising humanoids get ravenously hungry. I hope it was wearing something more substantial than a fashion bikini when it was using your soup as a swimming pool ?
Waiter! There is an examination paper in my soup, that I don't want to answer!
Posted : November 11, 2023 12:45 am
Oh dear me! Our apologies. Just feed it to your pet and tell them that the dog ate it.
Waiter! There's an antique cannon in my soup!
Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters.
-Benjamin Franklin
Posted : November 20, 2023 11:51 am
We heard you were a real 'Son of a Gun', so we got you one.
Waiter, there's a spark-plug in my soup!
There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."
Posted : November 29, 2023 12:48 pm
There was a fair disclaimer on the sign that the soup in this restaurant would electrify you.
Waiter, there's a badger in my soup!
Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters.
-Benjamin Franklin
Posted : November 29, 2023 5:09 pm
Yes, and very hungry he is. You wouldn't deprive him of a meal, would you?
Waiter, there's a library receipt in my soup!
Death is swallowed up in victory.
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Posted : December 9, 2023 6:45 pm
Oh dear! Was it your overdue book that we found in the restaurant & returned to the library? We even paid the fine for you.
Waiter, there is a Christmas tree in my soup!
Posted : December 9, 2023 10:13 pm
Good thing it's only made out of gingerbread. I hope it didn't get too soggy.
Waiter! There's a miniature choir in my soup!
Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters.
-Benjamin Franklin
Posted : December 11, 2023 7:49 pm
Yes, their vocalists and repertoire are soup-erb.
Waiter, there is a bough of mistletoe in my soup
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : December 25, 2023 12:07 pm
Azog the Defiler liked
Oh, that belongs to the head waitress. She was supposed to hang it over the door.
Waiter! There are Christmas leftovers in my soup!
Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters.
-Benjamin Franklin
Posted : December 26, 2023 11:45 am
Thrift, thrift, good patron! The Christmas meats doth coldly furnish forth the Boxing Day tables.
Waiter! There is eggnog in my soup!
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We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : December 26, 2023 6:12 pm
coracle and Azog the Defiler liked
That's "egg drop" soup. Perhaps we should've put reading glasses in the soup!
Waiter! There are New Year's Fireworks in my soup!
Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters.
-Benjamin Franklin
Posted : December 30, 2023 7:44 pm
Of course, that's to be expected when you dine here on New Year's Eve. Happy new year, sir.
Waiter, there's a nesting doll in my soup!
Death is swallowed up in victory.
Topic starter
Posted : January 13, 2024 6:44 pm
Just keep opening the layers, sir, like an onion, and you'll find the tiny core.
Waiter, there's a miniature rose in my soup!
There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."
Posted : January 14, 2024 8:03 pm
waggawerewolf27 liked
Lucky you, when it will soon be St Valentine's Day on Tuesday, otherwise known as Mardi Gras, the day before Lent starts on Ash Wednesday. I wonder who is your wonderful admirer? Good luck, anyway.
Waiter! There is a frying pan in my soup!
Posted : February 11, 2024 12:09 am
Apologies, madame; apparently the argument between the chefs in the kitchen got a little out of hand.
Waiter, there's a string of Christmas lights in my soup!
Death is swallowed up in victory.
Topic starter
Posted : February 23, 2024 7:19 am