Please take a photo and pass the camera on to someone else the next time you dine out; the camera is on a world restaurant tour!

Waiter, there's a spindle in my soup!

Oh good! By your booking we recognised you as the world-famous & celebrated champion of the new Olympic silk & wool spinning competition, & we hope you would appreciate the gift of a new spindle.

Waiter! there is a crochet hook in my soup!

Quick! Crochet another bowl from these noodles, that one is broken!

Waiter! There is a pine cone in my soup!

Sorry, madame. Pine nuts are an essential ingredient of this soup and our chef seems to have gone a little overboard.

Waiter, there's a teddy bear in my soup!

Yes, ma'am, it's the highlight of our Good Night soup.

Waiter, there's a model car in my soup!

And what a souped-up model it is, ma'am!

Waiter, there's a pocket watch in my soup!

Oh, my apologies. We are now tracking the time it takes for our customers to eat so we are able to manage our restaurant more effectively.

Waiter! There's a sponge in my soup!

You asked for the exotic seafood special, didn't you?

Waiter, there's a credit card in my soup!

Oh, at this restaurant we pay our customers instead of us paying them.

Waiter! There's an aquatic zoo in my soup!

Yes, our fine bouillabaisse can be very entertaining, with its wide variety of aquatic ingredients. 

Waiter! There is a French beret in my soup!

Pardon moi, madame! J'ai perdu mon beret dans ta soupe.*

Waiter, there's a kangaroo in my soup!

*Excuse me, ma'am! I lost my beret in your soup. [Or so I hope that's what I've said!]

Yes, the kangaroo got into the kitchen to tell us to get hopping, as time is passing by. 

Waiter! There is a gumtree bough in my soup!

Yes, ma'am, it's for the kookaburra who will be coming along shortly to cheer your supper with some laughter.

Waiter, there's a hippo in my soup!

Oh, yes! The hippo, complete with a pink frilly tutu, is a projection from the famous Fantasia dance routine, a new dining sensation when people can enjoy their meals right inside their favourite movies of all time. 

Waiter! There is an alligator in my soup!

Yes, ma'am. If you wanted a crocodile, you should've asked for your soup a la "in a while".

Waiter, there's a doll in my soup!