Noodle: A naked poodle
Define: Humans
"To the shining eastern sea, I give you Queen Lucy, the Valiant."
-Aslan, The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe (movie)
"Don't, die kids! Dying is bad for your heath!"
-My friend Alex
Posted : May 7, 2018 9:36 am
Humans: Creatures that walk on two legs and like to play with phones
Define: Cheese
Avatar by Rose Tree Dryad
Posted : May 7, 2018 2:31 pm
Cheese: moldy milk that human beings call delicious
Define: Bed
Posted : May 13, 2018 3:16 pm
Bed: Title of Prince Charles' cover version of a Michael Jackson song ("I'm bed, you know I'm bed...")
Define: Milkshake
Posted : May 13, 2018 11:43 pm
Milkshake: a cold stew of juice, fruit, milk and the kitchen sink
Define: Mall
Avatar by Rose Tree Dryad
Posted : May 14, 2018 6:07 am
Mall: A big building with lots of stuff where go to get into debt
Define: Shoes
Posted : May 14, 2018 11:22 am
Shoes: things that make my feet sore!
Define: computers
Avatar by Rose Tree Dryad
Posted : May 14, 2018 1:34 pm
Computers: machines that are secretly taking over the world by getting human beings addicted to them
Define: Sun
Posted : May 14, 2018 4:15 pm
Sun: an object the Lady of the Green Kirtle claimed did not exist 
Define: moon
Avatar by Rose Tree Dryad
Posted : May 15, 2018 5:26 am
Moon: a big object in the sky made of cheese
Define: Trees
Posted : May 15, 2018 7:20 am
Trees: things that attacked Isengard and the Telmarines
Define: Chair
Avatar by Rose Tree Dryad
Posted : May 15, 2018 9:43 am
Chair: what posh English people do when they're happy and excited (common people cheer)
Define: armour
Posted : May 17, 2018 12:50 am
Armour: something which the god Hephaestus makes
Define: Soap
Avatar by Rose Tree Dryad
Posted : May 18, 2018 5:19 am
Define: Overcast
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Posted : July 4, 2018 3:30 pm
Overcast: Too much bronze in your statue.
Define: blacksmith
Posted : July 16, 2018 1:53 am