You get all the money that you need, but it's Monopoly money!

I wish I could have a pet bunny!

You get a pet bunny, but it's blind, and missing a tail.

I wish I could have a invincible banana tree!

It's invincible all right, and it's attacking you!

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

You don't have to sleep, but you also can't sleep---you're always awake and never get to dream.

I wish I wasn't so klutzy.

You aren't so klutzy any more. . . but all your hair, teeth and fingernails fall out.

I wish that it was fall or winter all year round.

It's winter all year round, but a snowstorm is also at your house all year round.

I wish that this wish won't get corrupted.

I don't corrupt your wish, but my sister does!!! (she typed that)

I wish that I was a NarniaWeb Master!

you become a Narniaweb master but no one else sees that you are.

I wish I had a Horse!!!!!!!!

You get a horse, however it's the size of a hamster and rainbow coloured.

I wish I could stay young forever!

You become eternally 2 and never get potty trained.

I wish for two million bucks. (I just know where this is gonna go)

Fine, fine, you get two million bucks but the stipulation is that you have to spend it in sixty seconds, otherwise it's gone.

I wish that I could go to Narnia!

You get to Narnia but you arrive just after Peter closes the stable door.

I wish they were working on a new Narnia movie.

They start working on a new Narnia movie but because of legal complications it takes 50 years to complete.

I wish, I wish, I were a fish.

You become a fish caught by a fisherman!

I wish I could play the upcoming summer minigames before they come out.