Uncle Andrew conducted a kazoo orchestra at midnight in the middle of the London Olympics because the sky was falling.

Uncle Andrew conducted a kazoo orchestra at midnight in the middle of the London Olympics because the sky was falling.

Well, we DID have some very memorable items in the opening ceremony — if you haven't seen them, look up the Chariots of Fire sequence and the James Bond feature, in particular...

Uncle Andrew conducted a kazoo orchestra at midnight in the middle of the London Olympics because the sky was falling.

Uncle Andrew conducting a kazoo orchestra? At midnight? OK, now that sounds a little scary.

A penguin held a cooking class for the Giants of Harfang while singing a Christmas song whilst flying over Antarctica because the lights were out.

~Wunder

A penguin held a cooking class for the Giants of Harfang while singing a Christmas song whilst flying over Antarctica because the lights were out.

Lights aren't necessary in Antarctica at Christmas due to it's being Midsummer Midnight sunshine there. But it is a bit mean to get a penguin to hold a cooking class for the Giants of Harfang, unless it is a good way of getting rid of the Leopard Seals.