God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
Clumsy puppies drove a horse drawn carriage the same day they announced their engagement at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel because they were hungry.
I... ruined a really cute sentence?
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Still cute! Maybe they were driving the horse drawn carriage to the grocery store to buy some puppy treats.
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
The gigantic dryad of a redwood tree ate a banana on a crisp autumn day south of the border, down Victoria way so they could open the door.
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
A clarinetist hunted truffles on Mayday aboard the Titanic because Christmas was Over (for the year).
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton