wake her up and take her back to America and save her from monstrously tall witches from dying lands

You are in a large, barbaric land full of goblins, trolls, mammoths and elves, and they need you to defeat the race of the Dragons. wwydd?

hide under a rock until it's all over

you sing loudly in the shower while your relatives are over and after your cousin says that it was funny that you were singing off key wwydd?

Smile and explain about the modern musical style I have recently invented which seems off key to outsiders.

You are in a treasure hunt game at your friend's house, and their mum discovers you hunting in a drawer in their bedroom. WWYDD?

Um, tell her that I lost my pet tarantula somewhere in her house and we are looking for him...

You just put an entire pack of gum in your mouth to show your friend you can do it when your pastor asks you a question, wwydd?

Muffle, "excuse me.", put the gum in the wrapper privately, and then ask what it was he wanted to ask me. *boring answer...*

A huge yeti herd stampedes into your room, which was now clean from your annual-thorough-clean-up, and the yetis hurl snow and dirt all over your room, bed, and closet. WWYDD?

Chase the yetis with a camera. What else would a Cryptozoologist do?

You have suddenly sprouted wings and a tail. WWYDD?

make quick friends with Fledge and then have him take me on a tour of Narnia

you are trying to tell a friend about an awesome book series that you are insisting that your friend has to read and then they loudly declare that they hate the books you are talking about, even though they have never read them. wwydd?

I'd beat them over the head with the awesome book series. Not too hard of course, probably with the paperback version.

A very nice person comes up to you and asks if you will sign a petition to skip the year 2012 and go straight to 2013 since 2,012 is an unlucky number. WWYDD?

I would probably hand them a pamphlet about triskadecaphobia and mention that 2012 is the last number about which they should be worrying.

Your professor gives you a flunking grade even though you did very well in the class. WWYDD?

Sing to him about unfairness and enchant him with my amazing voice.

You accidentally bought a baby from a garage sale thinking it was a baby doll (which you were going to give to your little sister). What would you do, deary?

I would give it to my little sister and pretend I never knew it was real.

You suddenly find yourself on stage in front of 100,000 people and you have no idea what's going on. What would you do, deary?

Start with a joke!

You are in line at a grocery store and have over $100 worth of groceries and after it's all been scanned and bagged, you reach for your wallet and realize you don't have it and you have no other way to pay for your groceries; wwydd?

(fyi: I've done this before! )

(Oh dear Ram)

Call up my husband and ask him if he can drive to the store with 100 bucks.

Your husband brings you 100 deer instead of 100 dollars. WWYDD?

(Nice pun, wolfloversk)

Well, if you have the meat from 100 deer, what do you need groceries for?

You have no idea how to cook deer meat and that's the only food in the house, WWYDD?

Build a bonfire, stick the meat over it, and attach a timer to the bonfire so that it will beep when it's done.

You must host a party with over 700 guests -- but the only place you have to hold it is your own tiny apartment. WWYD?

~Riella