Hire someone who knows how to reads the language it's in and how to speak English to translate.

You are very excited about a upcoming video game. On the day it comes out, you go to the store and buy it, but it turns out the company who made it accidentally shipped one beta copy to the store, and you ended up being the one to buy it. WWYDD?

Go to the store, return it, get your money back and buy a new one.

You have to print a VERY important document in five minutes or you will
get fired from your job, so you start to print it, but, You have run out of paper! WWYDD?

Ask the person in the cubicle next to me if I can borrow some paper.

You are eating cheese, when you suddenly become lactose intolerant. WWYDD?

spit it out and pray that I won't react

you are reading a book and the characters come out of it. wwydd?

Ask them if they like it here or there better.

You're writing in your journal and it starts talking back. wwydd?

scream and throw is across the room

you are sitting in the sun on your front lawn when a huge truck drives down the street and splashes you with a bunch of filthy water from a leftover rain puddle from the street. wwydd?

Dash into the house, Take a shower, Go back outside, and choose a new spot on the lawn.

Your on your way to your friends birthday party, and your cars battery dies and you are 10 miles from the nearest town. WWYDD?

Panic for a few minutes before remembering I have my cellphone and an Onstar button in the car. Then, while waiting for help I'll have one of the snack bars I always keep in the car with me, and look out for crazy people.

You ice skating on a frozen lake when suddenly you hear what sounds like a gunshot. You look down and to your horror, see the ice cracking right under your feet! To make matters worse, you're quite aways from solid ground. WWYDD?

I'd head for the tree that was growing from under the water to above the water, and then start climbing. Then, I'd call 9-1-1.

You signed up for a race (the driving kind), and right before the person holding the flag waves the flag, you remember that you forgot to fuel the car. To make matters worse, your tire pressure light turns on, and right when you start driving, all of your car's tires go flat. WWYDD?

Well, shoot. Do they give prizes for participation in this race?

You're trying top play mini-golf, but the little windmill starts spinning on its own and blows away your golf club. WWYDD?

Play kick-the-ball mini-golf instead.

You learn on the news that someone nuked Washington D.C. (or, if you live around there, NYC) WWYDD?

Pack my bags and head for the hills!

You are on vacation and open your suitcase to find that you forgot your return airplane tickets. wwydd?

[could I just remind players that "the sillier the better" refers to the Problem. The solution is meant to involve Good Manners - used rather unusually]

I would call in at the nearest travel agency and ask them to get me a new set but to print them on bright coloured paper so I don't overlook them again.

You are walking along the edge of a big pond and just as you notice a large crocodile swimming in it, the wind blows your hat into the water. What Would You Do Dear?

I'd use my tail to try to grab it. If it's too far away, just let it stay in the water, I was only using it to keep the heat off of my head, and it's no longer hot at all.

You are eating cheese, when the cheese turns into a chess board. WWYDD?

spit it out

you are singing on your front lawn and your neighbor starts shooting at you with the water gun. wwydd?