Yes, ma'am - you ordered the sunrise soup.

Waiter, there's a pinata in my soup!

If I recall you did ask for a soup full of surprises! 

Waiter there's a tennis ball in my soup!    

Yes, sir, and now it's your turn to serve...

Waiter, there's a feather in my soup!

Well, the cook was flying around the kitchen to make your soup...

Waiter, there's a tulip in my soup!

Now that small fake flower decoration was a most interesting sort of garnish, to set off your beautiful Dutch mustard soup, prepared with an authentic recipe from Gronigen, in the Netherlands!

Waiter! There is a globe of the world in my soup!

Congratulations, ma'am! You've been chosen as the winner of our travel contest and will receive two plane tickets and a week's hotel stay in one of twenty cities!

Waiter, there's a tusk in my soup!

Sorry. We were out of elephant ears so we had to look for alternatives.

Waiter, there's a soggy book in my soup.

Apologies, sir. It was supposed to be alphabet soup and the chef appears to have thrown in the entire dictionary.

Waiter, there's a battery in my soup!

We told you that you would be shocked at how good it is.

Waiter, there's a plastic army man in my soup.

Oh dear! The army cook we employed to catch up with our orders was a little carried away. 

Waiter! There was a most valuable coronation medal in my soup, & I don't want to seem greedy.

You've been awarded for being our 100th customer. You shall now be given ownership of the restaurant when the current owner retires.

Waiter, there's a zoo in my soup!

Yes. You ordered our zoo-per-soup, did you not? 

Waiter! There is a silly pamphlet in my soup!

We thought you would have the Common Sense to digest that part slowly.

Waiter! There's a flamingo in my soup!

Our apologies - he has a weakness for shrimp and you did order the gumbo.

Waiter, there's a telescope in my soup!

You did ask for see-food soup. You now can see your food and check for germs.

Waiter, there's a camera in my soup!