Yes this restaurant is currently doubling as a postal agency, due to the Lockdown. We matched your booking, plus your name & phone number, which you gave on entry, with your dinner order, to ensure that your mail was delivered to you promptly, onsite.
Waiter! There is a rolling pin in my soup!
Posted : February 17, 2021 7:17 pm
Um, no that's the sink. Customers aren't allowed back here!!
Waiter, there's a mouse trap in my soup!
This is the journey
This is the trial
For the hero inside us all
I can hear adventure call
Here we go
Posted : March 11, 2021 6:52 pm
Meltintalle liked
Monsieur, we have you on camera putting that mousetrap in your soup. We are going to have to ask you to please leave at once.
Waiter, there's a ring of keys in my soup!
Some days you battle yourself and other monsters. Some days you just make soup.
Topic starter
Posted : March 26, 2021 9:26 pm
Perhaps you should ask if anyone has found a treasure map to go with the keys?
Waiter! There's an Easter egg in my soup!
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : April 1, 2021 7:22 pm
Our apologies! Your soup was meant to be accompanied by Hot Cross Buns for Good Friday, but an April Fool's Day prankster has been having a good time, dropping Easter Eggs all over the restaurant to be eaten by the finder. Now if I can find that bunny....
Waiter! There is a basket in my soup!
(Meanwhile, have a very lovely Easter, everyone. 
And may all your meals be delicious. 
)
Posted : April 1, 2021 9:11 pm
Pardon, madame - your soupbowl should be in the basket, not vice-versa.
Waiter, there's a thingamajig in my soup!
Some days you battle yourself and other monsters. Some days you just make soup.
Topic starter
Posted : April 2, 2021 5:47 pm
I'll be right over with a thingamabob to get it out.
Waiter, there's a song in my soup!
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : April 2, 2021 8:34 pm
Of course there is. Here it is! Let us all sing along & enjoy ourselves, remembering Mock Turtle Soup as we all celebrate together.
Waiter! There is a World War I Digger's slouch hat in my soup!
Posted : April 3, 2021 4:31 am
Yes, madam, it's traditional Army soup, dished up by cooks in old Army style uniforms!
Waiter, there is a strange triangle shape in my soup!
There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."
Posted : April 4, 2021 5:02 am
Yes, ma'am - it's a musical triangle, and you can play it if you need to catch my attention.
Waiter, there's a lampshade in my soup!
Some days you battle yourself and other monsters. Some days you just make soup.
Topic starter
Posted : April 4, 2021 5:39 pm
Really? That "lampshade" made a perfect traditional-style lid to keep your pad thai soup warm & tasty.
Waiter! There is a deck of playing cards in my soup.
Posted : April 4, 2021 7:55 pm
Yes, that's so you can play 'Fish' while you drink your fish soup.
Waiter, there's half an Easter egg in my soup!
There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."
Posted : April 4, 2021 9:03 pm
Oh dear! It looks like the Easter Bunny ended up as part of that German-style rabbit soup you specifically requested.
Waiter! There are ice blocks in my soup! Isn't soup supposed to be hot?
Posted : April 5, 2021 4:33 pm
Ma'am, you asked for the soup of the day - today's soup is a chilled soup, nice and cold to take off the summer heat.
Waiter, there's a thimble in my soup!
Some days you battle yourself and other monsters. Some days you just make soup.
Topic starter
Posted : April 6, 2021 7:15 pm
I'm sorry Ma'am, that's not a thimble, it's a tiny colander! Our newest chef is a field mouse and he must have dropped it in there while he was straining the pasta - so sorry!
Waiter, there's a horseshoe in my soup!
Proud ballet dancer!
4/23/12 - First triple pirouette en pointe!
Posted : April 16, 2021 10:11 pm
Courtenay liked