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Waiter, there's Something in My Soup!

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ValiantArcher
(@valiantarcher)
BC Head and G&B Mod Moderator

Oui, madame - you ordered the chess-nut soup.

Waiter, there's a subway token in my soup!

Death is swallowed up in victory.

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Topic starter Posted : January 9, 2021 2:44 pm
waggawerewolf27
(@waggawerewolf27)
Member Hospitality Committee

Yes, of course, Madame. It is really a token for the Subway franchise which opened next door last week, if you want to buy a takeaway, American-style, Subway roll, for when you go home. I'm afraid you will have to wait several years before our expected railway extension to the city "Subway" is finally built on the other side of the road.

Waiter! There are clam shells in my soup!

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Posted : January 12, 2021 2:49 pm
ValiantArcher
(@valiantarcher)
BC Head and G&B Mod Moderator

Yes, madame - we strive to give you exactly what you order, so your clam chowder came with the whole clam.

Waiter, there's a box of crayons in my soup!

Death is swallowed up in victory.

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Topic starter Posted : January 16, 2021 5:03 pm
coracle
(@coracle)
NarniaWeb's Auntie Moderator

Please look under your placemat, to find the colouring pictures. You can relax while you wait for your meal.

 

Waiter, there's an airline ticket in my soupl!

There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."

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Posted : January 16, 2021 10:06 pm
ValiantArcher
(@valiantarcher)
BC Head and G&B Mod Moderator

My apologies. Your order was swapped with someone else's order of Flying Soup; let me fix that right now.

Waiter, there's a ceramic elephant in my soup!

Death is swallowed up in victory.

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Topic starter Posted : January 17, 2021 2:12 pm
Courtenay
(@courtenay)
NarniaWeb Fanatic Hospitality Committee

Shhhh... you're not supposed to mention that. Shhhh  

Waiter, there's a tennis ball in my soup!

"Now you are a lioness," said Aslan. "And now all Narnia will be renewed."
(Prince Caspian)

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Posted : January 17, 2021 5:26 pm
waggawerewolf27
(@waggawerewolf27)
Member Hospitality Committee

Oh those naughty tennis players, sneaking out of quarantine! They are supposed to stay, eat & store their equipment in that hotel over there, until the Australian Open commences this month. Madame I'm afraid we will need to contact the Authorities. I presume that you left your name & phone number with the girl who measured your temperature at the entrance to the restaurant. If I were you I'd make sure I avail myself of a free CoVID-19 test in the facilities adjoining the Racecourse, on the way out. 

Waiter! There is someone else's mobile phone in my soup! 

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Posted : January 18, 2021 10:04 pm
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coracle
(@coracle)
NarniaWeb's Auntie Moderator

Oh, that's a free gift, sure, so that you can use two phones to talk to yourself! Useful if spending a long time alone 

 

Waiter, there's a whole raw apple in my soup!

There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."

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Posted : January 19, 2021 7:21 pm
Meltintalle
(@mel)
Member Moderator

Yes, it's a trial run for our Halloween two-for-one: soup AND a party game. Are you entertained?

 

Waiter, there is a lace handkerchief in my soup!

We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton

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Posted : January 20, 2021 7:31 am
waggawerewolf27
(@waggawerewolf27)
Member Hospitality Committee

Well, you did ask for French onion soup, didn't you? We will need to return the lace handkerchief to The weeping Lady of Shallot, the actress giving us a rendition of this famous poem, whilst she chopped onions.

 

Waiter! There is a QR code in my soup!

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Posted : January 20, 2021 9:45 pm
Courtenay
(@courtenay)
NarniaWeb Fanatic Hospitality Committee

Yes indeed, ma'am. Just scan it with your smartphone camera to be taken online to our Enhanced Soup Experience, in which you'll see and hear our expert chefs taking you through every stage of your soup's preparation in an all-singing, all-dancing spectacular. Grin  

Waiter, there are cat hairs in my soup!

"Now you are a lioness," said Aslan. "And now all Narnia will be renewed."
(Prince Caspian)

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Posted : January 21, 2021 10:30 am
Glenwit
(@glenwit)
NarniaWeb Nut

The sign outside and our establishment's a-meow-sing website both state "friendly cat on premises".  

Waiter, there's a bowl in my soup!

This is the journey
This is the trial
For the hero inside us all
I can hear adventure call
Here we go

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Posted : January 21, 2021 8:54 pm
ValiantArcher
(@valiantarcher)
BC Head and G&B Mod Moderator

Yes, we're experimenting with an inside-out soup concept. What do you think of it?

Waiter, there's a frozen tree in my soup!

Death is swallowed up in victory.

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Topic starter Posted : February 11, 2021 7:43 pm
Ryadian
(@rya)
Member Moderator

Oh, my apologies. The chef must have gotten it confused with the frozen peas.

Waiter, there's a pocket watch in my soup!

N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren

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Posted : February 13, 2021 8:26 pm
ValiantArcher
(@valiantarcher)
BC Head and G&B Mod Moderator

Yes, madame - we pride ourselves on our soup being on time.

Waiter, there's a postcard in my soup!

Death is swallowed up in victory.

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Topic starter Posted : February 14, 2021 1:03 pm
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