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ValiantArcher
(@valiantarcher)
BC Head and G&B Mod Moderator

How wonderful! It's your "lucky day" - you've won free soup for a year!

Waiter, there's a pencil sharpener in my soup!

Death is swallowed up in victory.

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Topic starter Posted : April 18, 2021 3:10 pm
Meltintalle
(@mel)
Member Moderator

Oh dear, yes. We ran out of blocks on cheese and needed a way to shred the cheese sticks. As you can see, it was an inefficient process. 

Waiter, there's a sprig of lavender in my soup!

We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton

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Posted : April 25, 2021 6:45 pm
waggawerewolf27
(@waggawerewolf27)
Member Hospitality Committee

Yes there is a lavender farm in the vicinity, & they suggested in one of their cookbooks, a sprig of lavender would make a lovely garnish for that particular kind of soup, to set off the colour. Lavender has a beautiful perfume which is entirely natural. They even sell lavender lollies there as well as other merchandise.

Waiter! There are half a dozen prunes floating in my soup!

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Posted : April 26, 2021 6:13 am
High King Pete The Magnificent
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We were just putting the 'lax(ative)' in relax and enjoy your meal, ma'am!

Waiter, there's a bumblebee in my soup!

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Posted : April 28, 2021 10:56 am
Glenwit
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Actually, that's just "bumblebee soup".  Ya know, black beans, corn, + bacon!  No bees were harmed, bumble or otherwise!

Waiter, there's an eraser in my soup!

This is the journey
This is the trial
For the hero inside us all
I can hear adventure call
Here we go

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Posted : May 13, 2021 2:02 pm
waggawerewolf27
(@waggawerewolf27)
Member Hospitality Committee

Of course we would supply a rubber, to rub out any spelling & idiomatic errors, when you filled in your online order form for alphabet soup. As you enjoy your soup you may reflect that the term we use locally for an eraser is a...rubber. Devil  

Waiter!  There is a jug in my soup! 

 

 

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Posted : May 13, 2021 5:14 pm
High King Pete The Magnificent
(@highkingpete)
NarniaWeb Nut

I apologize! We've been short-staffed recently, an trying to juggle as many orders as we can at any given moment!

Waiter!?! There's a dumbbell in my soup!!

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Posted : May 24, 2021 2:10 pm
ValiantArcher
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My apologies. Apparently the chef noticed you ordered a high-iron soup and decided to increase the iron content even more.

Waiter, there's a paint can in my soup!

Death is swallowed up in victory.

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Topic starter Posted : June 19, 2021 4:34 pm
KingEdTheJust
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Sorry! We try not to use artificial colors but I guess the cat is out of the bag!

 

Waiter, there is a vase in my soup!

"But even a traitor may mend. I have known one that did." - (King Edmund the Just, Horse and his Boy)

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Posted : June 19, 2021 6:52 pm
waggawerewolf27
(@waggawerewolf27)
Member Hospitality Committee

Isn't it more a question of the soup in the vase? What better sort of container would we use to serve with cauliflower soup ?

 

Waiter! There is an iconic sapphire ring in my soup?

 

 

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Posted : June 20, 2021 9:59 pm
KingEdTheJust
(@kingedthejust)
NarniaWeb Nut

Yay! Glad you're engaged! No wait... Was that the table to the right? 

 

Waiter, there's a pillow in my soup!

"But even a traitor may mend. I have known one that did." - (King Edmund the Just, Horse and his Boy)

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Posted : June 25, 2021 7:20 am
Meltintalle
(@mel)
Member Moderator

...you did order the marshmallow soup right? Wait, what did I put on the cook's chair? ...oh dear...

 

Waiter, there's a fan in my soup!

 

We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton

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Posted : June 25, 2021 6:46 pm
waggawerewolf27
(@waggawerewolf27)
Member Hospitality Committee

Yes, I'm afraid you will need that fan, because the hot curried soup you ordered is also piping hot.

 

Waiter!  There is a stethoscope in my soup!

 

 

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Posted : June 25, 2021 9:22 pm
Movie Aristotle
(@risto)
NarniaWeb Junkie

Our chef is practicing to break the vegetable-chopping record and needed to calculate his beets per minute.

 

Waiter, there is a button in my soup.

Movie Aristotle, AKA Risto

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Posted : July 26, 2021 10:02 pm
coracle
(@coracle)
NarniaWeb's Auntie Moderator

Yes, if you press the button something exciting will happen to your soup!

Waiter, there's a bronze medal in my soup.

There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."

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Posted : July 27, 2021 5:02 am
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