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This is a pretty simple game, but it should be fun. The first poster posts a complaint about something being in their soup; the next poster responds with an reason for the item in the soup, and posts a new complaint.
Example:
Poster 1: Waiter, there's a lego in my soup!
Poster 2: Well, yes - you ordered a "Build-A-Soup".
Waiter, there's a diamond ring in my soup!
Poster 3: Congratulations! Did you say yes?
Waiter, there's a boot in my soup!
Rules:
1. Be creative, but not gross.
2. Keep the response to a couple of sentences or less - don't write overly long, detailed answers or paragraphs.
To start:
Waiter, there's a boot in my soup!
Some days you battle yourself and other monsters.
Some days you just make soup.
Posted : June 6, 2020 10:02 am
It says cobbler on the menu, and cobbler is what you get.
Waiter, there's a dime in my soup!
Now my days are swifter than a post: they flee away ... my days are swifter than a weaver's shuttle
Posted : June 8, 2020 9:08 pm
It’s New Years, and you’re in the Southern United States. (Putting a dime or other coin in a dish, specifically black-eyed peas is a New Years tradition in the South)
Waiter, there’s a lightbulb in my soup!
"I am,” said Aslan. "But there I have another name. You must learn to know me by that name. This was the very reason why you were brought to Narnia, that by knowing me here for a little, you may know me better there.”
Posted : June 8, 2020 9:41 pm
You did ask for a little, light soup, did you not?
Waiter, there’s a handkerchief in my soup!
Posted : June 8, 2020 10:04 pm
That's a token from Mr. Tumnus so you know you can trust me! Would you care for some pan-fried fish as your second course?
Waiter, there's a harmonica in my soup!
Twitter: Rose_the_Dryad
Posted : June 9, 2020 6:44 pm
You asked for some music along with your meal, didn't you?
Waiter, there's a pencil in my soup!
Some days you battle yourself and other monsters.
Some days you just make soup.
Posted : June 9, 2020 7:27 pm
It’s just our way of encouraging people to write reviews.
Waiter, there’s a book in my soup!
Posted : June 9, 2020 9:05 pm
Didn't you ask for alphabet soup? The cook figured that it would be easier to put a whole book in rather than cutting out the individual letters. 
Waiter, there's ring in my soup!
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WC: 4
Posted : June 10, 2020 1:57 pm
At lassst, there it is, my precioussssssss! 
Waiter, there's a sock in my soup!
"Now you are a lioness," said Aslan. "And now all Narnia will be renewed."
(Prince Caspian)
Posted : June 10, 2020 3:03 pm
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It's to give you the warm fuzzies.
Waiter, there's a diving board in my soup!
Posted : June 10, 2020 6:15 pm
Well, the description does say “soup so good that you can just dive right in!”
Waiter, there’s a comb in my soup!
"I am,” said Aslan. "But there I have another name. You must learn to know me by that name. This was the very reason why you were brought to Narnia, that by knowing me here for a little, you may know me better there.”
Posted : June 10, 2020 7:41 pm
Just in case you wanted to straighten out your noodles.
Waiter, there’s a hammer in my soup!
Posted : June 11, 2020 8:55 pm
The chef wanted to let you know that it wasn't a Pinterest fail. Nailed it! 
Waiter, there's a teabag in my soup!
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WC: 4
Posted : June 11, 2020 9:06 pm
Didn't you want the grean tea soup? Oh... oh, the green bean soup. That makes much more sense.
Waiter, there's a log in my soup!
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Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Posted : June 11, 2020 9:39 pm
The menu did say Lumberjack stew.
Waiter, there's a wallet in my soup!
Posted : June 12, 2020 5:06 pm
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