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This is a pretty simple game, but it should be fun. The first poster posts a complaint about something being in their soup; the next poster responds with an reason for the item in the soup, and posts a new complaint.
Example:
Poster 1: Waiter, there's a lego in my soup!
Poster 2: Well, yes - you ordered a "Build-A-Soup".
Waiter, there's a diamond ring in my soup!
Poster 3: Congratulations! Did you say yes?
Waiter, there's a boot in my soup!
Rules:
1. Be creative, but not gross.
2. Keep the response to a couple of sentences or less - don't write overly long, detailed answers or paragraphs.
To start:
Waiter, there's a boot in my soup!
Things of great sorrow and renown have come to pass. Shall we weep or be glad? Beyond hope the Captain of our foes has been destroyed, and you have heard the echo of his last despair. But he has not gone without woe and bitter loss.
Topic starter
Posted : June 6, 2020 10:02 am
It says cobbler on the menu, and cobbler is what you get.
Waiter, there's a dime in my soup!
Now my days are swifter than a post: they flee away ... my days are swifter than a weaver's shuttle
Posted : June 8, 2020 9:08 pm
It’s New Years, and you’re in the Southern United States. (Putting a dime or other coin in a dish, specifically black-eyed peas is a New Years tradition in the South)
Waiter, there’s a lightbulb in my soup!
"I am,” said Aslan. "But there I have another name. You must learn to know me by that name. This was the very reason why you were brought to Narnia, that by knowing me here for a little, you may know me better there.”
Posted : June 8, 2020 9:41 pm
You did ask for a little, light soup, did you not?
Waiter, there’s a handkerchief in my soup!
Posted : June 8, 2020 10:04 pm
That's a token from Mr. Tumnus so you know you can trust me! Would you care for some pan-fried fish as your second course?
Waiter, there's a harmonica in my soup!
Twitter: Rose_the_Dryad
Posted : June 9, 2020 6:44 pm
Non-Native Narnian liked
You asked for some music along with your meal, didn't you?
Waiter, there's a pencil in my soup!
Things of great sorrow and renown have come to pass. Shall we weep or be glad? Beyond hope the Captain of our foes has been destroyed, and you have heard the echo of his last despair. But he has not gone without woe and bitter loss.
Topic starter
Posted : June 9, 2020 7:27 pm
It’s just our way of encouraging people to write reviews.
Waiter, there’s a book in my soup!
Posted : June 9, 2020 9:05 pm
Didn't you ask for alphabet soup? The cook figured that it would be easier to put a whole book in rather than cutting out the individual letters. 
Waiter, there's ring in my soup!
"The task of the modern educator is not to cut down jungles but to irrigate deserts." ~ C. S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man
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Posted : June 10, 2020 1:57 pm
At lassst, there it is, my precioussssssss! 
Waiter, there's a sock in my soup!
"Now you are a lioness," said Aslan. "And now all Narnia will be renewed."
(Prince Caspian)
Posted : June 10, 2020 3:03 pm
Varnafinde liked
It's to give you the warm fuzzies.
Waiter, there's a diving board in my soup!
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : June 10, 2020 6:15 pm
Well, the description does say “soup so good that you can just dive right in!”
Waiter, there’s a comb in my soup!
"I am,” said Aslan. "But there I have another name. You must learn to know me by that name. This was the very reason why you were brought to Narnia, that by knowing me here for a little, you may know me better there.”
Posted : June 10, 2020 7:41 pm
Just in case you wanted to straighten out your noodles.
Waiter, there’s a hammer in my soup!
Posted : June 11, 2020 8:55 pm
The chef wanted to let you know that it wasn't a Pinterest fail. Nailed it! 
Waiter, there's a teabag in my soup!
"The task of the modern educator is not to cut down jungles but to irrigate deserts." ~ C. S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man
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Posted : June 11, 2020 9:06 pm
Didn't you want the grean tea soup? Oh... oh, the green bean soup. That makes much more sense.
Waiter, there's a log in my soup!
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Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Posted : June 11, 2020 9:39 pm
The menu did say Lumberjack stew.
Waiter, there's a wallet in my soup!
Posted : June 12, 2020 5:06 pm
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