So people can make fun of us when we can't blow them out in one breath
Why do we birds fly in a V formation
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Posted : May 15, 2018 9:42 am
They've always wanted to learn how to do skywriting, but unfortunately, "V" is the only letter they've figured out how to do.
Why can I never find a garbage can when I need one?
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Posted : May 16, 2018 6:29 am
Because garbage cans feel taken advantage of, and avoid you
Why do drink soup when we are sick?
Avatar by Rose Tree Dryad
Posted : May 16, 2018 11:40 am
Because soup makes your cells happy and strong.
Why do goats climb on things?
"In the end, there is something to which we say: 'This I must do.'"
- Gordon T. Smith
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Posted : May 31, 2018 12:43 pm
Because they like to play King of the Hill.
Why do shadows sometimes seem spooky?
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
Topic starter
Posted : May 31, 2018 2:50 pm
Because shadows remain attached to our bodies the same way spooky ideas are attached to our brains.
Why can't cats wait their turn to be fed?
Posted : June 7, 2018 9:37 pm
Because they have forgotten what food tasted like last time, and they want to find out.
What sort of clothing will be worn in 50 years?
There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."
Posted : June 9, 2018 10:41 am
Brief as possible superhero-style outfits made out of what is left of recycled single-use plastic bag materials.
How do pet animals always know when they are due to go to the vet?
Posted : June 11, 2018 9:00 pm
Secretly, they understand every word we say, they just pretend they can't so that we go easier on them.
Who invented Hide & Go Seek?
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Posted : July 4, 2018 3:52 pm
Someone who wished to be invisible..... 
Why can't you sneeze with your eyes open?
NW sister - wild rose ~ NW big sis - ramagut
Born in the water
Take quick to the trees
I want all that You are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EADBC57vKfQ
Posted : October 1, 2018 7:49 pm
Because your eyes prefer not to see exactly what made you sneeze and where it landed.
Why do you find other mislaid items whilst looking for something needed at the moment?
Posted : October 4, 2018 3:10 pm
Because they're only hiding from you when you're looking for them.
Why is grass green?
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Posted : October 16, 2018 4:28 pm
Because green is the only colour to lure envious people away from what they already have.
Why when in an area where there has been a longstanding drought, does it rain in torrents when an important overseas visitor visits the worst affected area?
Posted : October 17, 2018 3:19 pm
Because the important person's stupendous greatness sucks all the air out of the atmosphere, causing a low-pressure system leading to torrential downpours.
Why is one delay always followed by two more when you're in a hurry?
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Posted : October 31, 2018 6:46 am
Because you're secretly in a cartoon and it's not funny if you're only delayed once.
Why do we like sad stories?
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Posted : December 9, 2018 11:18 am