Broken clocks would be in the Tardis!

What is one advantage of pudding?

One advantage......Well... it could be the only substance that is both tasty and yet useful as an adhesive in dire times of need.

What is the purpose of Snuggies?

Good question! Except that although I was familiar with snugglers nappies, the main rival to the Pampers brand, and a real hit with travelling and busy mums who don't want to launder babies' diapers or nappies all the time, I didn't know what you meant by "snuggies".

And yes, Snuggies, available from K-mart rather than Coles, seems like it could be an Australian purchase. It seems to be a blanket with sleeves, the object of which is to curl up cosily and warmly in front of the TV or with a book whilst dispensing with unnecessarily expensive electrical heaters.

What has a female kangaroo got in common with a Scotsman's complete tartan kilt?

They both dance ballet beautifully!

What is double time?

Time that goes twice as fast as its boring everyday ordinary rate - very useful for a few things, like having Christmas or your birthday come round more often. Unfortunately, it's quite rare as most people don't have the required equipment (a time machine like the TARDIS).

Why do hummingbirds hum?

Why do songbirds sing? The word that "bird" is attached to naturally reflects the bird's job description, I suppose.

What would you do if you were stranded on a deserted island with nothing but an umbrella, a pair of spectacles, and a cell phone?

Ooh! Aslanisthebest, you did allow us such riches to use on a deserted island!
1.The cell phone/mobile phone, if the battery is operational, would do to dial home or for help (once I work out the International codes for the deserted island, that is.)

2.The spectacles would be handy, not only to read the mobile phone numbers but also to start a fire should I need one, and if there is enough fuel to use.

3.The umbrella would offer me shelter from sun and rain, and once I can organise alternate shelter, would do for rain and dew collection as well.

What are brownies useful for?

They both dance ballet beautifully!

Ammunition against zombie cats. They hate the stuff.

Would you give C. S. Lewis a copy of "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe" a year before he started writing?

No; it would probably rip a hole in the fabric of the space-time continuum.

If you melted a purple crayon into a bowl of applesauce, what colour would your hair turn?

Probably a horribly bilious green to match my complexion.

What would happen if you used a mobile phone to call home whilst crossing the International Date Line?

Your phone call would arrive the day before you left.

What do you get when you cross a potato with a tomato?

Potamo Soup, a delicious, though slightly lumpy concoction that requires basil and oregano for seasoning.

When is a door not a door?

When it's a jar!

How often does a pink moon occur?

If a pink moon is the first full moon of spring it occurs every year there is a spring.

Why do we Down Under get blue moons but not Harvest and Hunters moons?

Because seasons are different Down Under and the moon gets confused!

Do octopi wear shoes?