Why does the media like to focus on bad news so much, anyways?

Could investigative reporters sometimes mistake themselves for private eyes?

Could the consumer market be egging the media on?

I wonder if the news outlets harps on unhappy sensationalism because their market analysts tell them that's what sells?

I guess that's the only thing that really matters, huh?

Why doesn't someone do a study on alternative things that matter?

Who would want to read such a study willingly?

When would we have the time to read a comprehensive study?

What else would you do while imprisoned on the moon?

How did you end up on the moon, anyways?

What part of imprisoned do you not understand?

More specifically, what statutes do you have to break to merit a trip to our lunar satellite?

Why; are you interested in engaging in a life of crime?

How much does a life of crime pay?

Isn't the answer to that question sitting in an unnumbered Swiss account?