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Hello, all! Welcome to a new holiday mini-game (mini as in it will be open for the next month or so and then closed). 
This game is pretty simple, but hopefully will be fun. The general gist is this: The first poster asks what gift you would give to someone, the next poster answers and asks what gift you would give for someone else, and so on.
Rules:
1) Don't use copyrighted characters.
2) Do be creative, both with answers and with questions.
3) Gifts don't have to be explicitly tied to a holiday, but they can be.
Example:
Poster 1: What would you give the man who has everything?
Poster 2: A great big box of nothing - he can put everything in it!
What would you give to the stressed holiday party hostess?
Poster 3: A major disaster that you can then turn into a minor disaster; once that has happened, any other problems will be insignificant!
What would you give to your favourite NW Mod?
To start us off:
What would you give to an astronaut on the International Space Station?
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
Topic starter
Posted : December 11, 2020 11:08 am
A box of dirt, to remind them of home!
What would you give a Christmas Tree farmer?
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : December 11, 2020 9:02 pm
A huge box of ornaments to put on all the trees.
What would you give a snowman?
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
Topic starter
Posted : December 12, 2020 7:25 pm
A solar powered electric fan to keep him cool.
What would you give to six white boomers? (kangaroos)
Posted : December 12, 2020 9:21 pm
Six red-and-white striped scarves, so they can dress appropriately for the holidays.
What would you give an ice-skating caribou?
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : December 12, 2020 9:25 pm
A pair of earmuffs to keep warm!
What would you give a friendly polar bear?
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
Topic starter
Posted : December 13, 2020 5:29 pm
A copy of J.R.R. Tolkien's Father Christmas Letters, in which a friendly and funny polar bear is one of the main characters! (Assuming the recipient is a friendly and literate polar bear, of course.) 
What would you give Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer?
"Now you are a lioness," said Aslan. "And now all Narnia will be renewed."
(Prince Caspian)
Posted : December 13, 2020 11:44 pm
A nice big bag of oranges, to help fight off the headcold that made his nose red.
What would you give to a baker who is tired of making Christmas items?
There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."
Posted : December 14, 2020 1:22 am
A book of Easter baking recipes, just to remind him/her what he/she's going to be tired of in a few months' time.
What would you give one of Santa's elves?
"Now you are a lioness," said Aslan. "And now all Narnia will be renewed."
(Prince Caspian)
Posted : December 14, 2020 3:43 pm
A cheese tray, because they're probably tired of extra Christmas cookies.
What would you give a choir?
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : December 14, 2020 7:18 pm
A nice album of instrumental music for their listening pleasure.
What would you give a Yeti?
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
Topic starter
Posted : December 19, 2020 7:29 am
New snow cone supplies. 
What would you give a Centaur?
Posted : December 19, 2020 9:48 am
A substantial gift card to a shoe store
What would you give the person who paints stripes on candy canes?
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : December 20, 2020 7:36 am
A medal recognising their excellent work.
What would you give to the person playing a sheep in a Christmas pageant?
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
Topic starter
Posted : December 23, 2020 7:58 pm
A border collie puppy!
What would you give to a hot air balloonist?
Posted : December 26, 2020 7:26 pm
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