First of all: Dude, you need to learn that there's other things in life than bananas (I'm not trying to be offensive, just making excuses ). Second, you would understand the importance of saving the starving monkeys of Narnia after a villianous witch froze them all! You're so selfish...

You found my journal, and published a story I WROTE about a war between the lands of LOTR and Narnia as you own!!

I had authors block.

You used the Wuxi Finger Hold on me!

I needed someone to practice on and you happened to be the first person I met

You flooded my room and then dumped a bunch of noodles into it!!!!

First, I had to use the noodles to lure a friendly noodle-loving stray cat out of your room, then I had to flood it to drown a evil monster that wanted to blow up your whole neighborhood.

You picked up Mount Everest, and then put it on my little toe!

you must have dreamed it - I was trying to put a stack of books down and dropped them on your toe while you where asleep

you threw a ball through my bedroom window!!

I thought you said we were reenacting The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe!

You took my glasses and dropped them in the Mariana Trench!

Well, I was trying to figure out a way to get you to go on an underwater expedition with me

You killed the last dinosaur!

it scared the living daylights out of me when it appeared out of nowhere, it was just protective insticnt, I thought it might sit on me and squish me so i fired before it decided to do just that

You threw all my cactus plants into the garbage!!!

Because at night they turned into giant venus flytraps that tried to eat me.

You hid my shoes

I was protecting them form the serial shoe stealer! Why do you think I have bare feet?

You slashed a hole in my tent!!

i slashed a whole in your tent because you were running out of oxygen!!

I ate a whole bag of potato chips...

I guess you were hungry?

You poured gasoline all over my house, and then incinerated it.

Your mortgage burning party kind of got out of hand. I guess I am a bit of a pyro. lol

You hung hard boiled eggs in all my trees... why?

I heard this rare bird really enjoys eating hard boiled eggs and since I've always wanted a picture of it, and you have the most lovely trees, I thought I'd hang them there.

You took my book and then ripped the first page, that had the map on it, out!

I thought it was a treasure map... you can come look with me if you wish

You killed my internet connection!