When those left overs in the fridge were still uneaten after a whole day had passed, I thought you had forgotten that you can't keep some foods much longer than a day before they join the compost heap, so I ate it rather than simply waste it.
You haven't cleaned out the fridge since last Christmas
But Christmas was only two days ago.
Your hair is so untidy, as if you had been in a tornado!
There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."
Well, what do you expect, when we are all in lockdown, when all the hairdressers who aren't still in lockdown, are expected to cut hair as quickly as possible?
You were supposed to go back to school last Monday, did you know?
I have been in quarantine so long I have no concept of time anymore...
Didn't you know you were supposed to come back to work on Monday?
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