I didn't realise there was a remote for the air conditioning so I did not know it was even missing.

You didn't tell me about this heatwave so I forgot to plan a trip to a waterpark.

Aww, who wants to pay all that money for a waterpark? C'mon, let's go on a 3 hour hike!

(For the record, in real life, my actual plan would be to find somewhere with air conditioning. )

You haven't done the laundry in weeks, and now I'm out of clean shirts!

I had a family emergency, so my mind wasn't on the household chores.

You left the music on too loud now the neighbors are complaining!

The dial on my speakers got stuck and I couldn't turn it down!

You forgot to feed the cat. He is very angry.

Do you mean to say that the cat who has been missing for months finally turned up?

You left the stove on when you were cooking dinner & you were just lucky we got there in time to avoid the kitchen going on fire.

I suddenly got invited to dinner with Tom Cruise and forgot I was cooking a lamb roast tonight.*

You left the car's lights on and now the battery is flat.**

*Aussie in-joke based on a TV ad from the 1980s that Wagga may or may not also remember.

**I have actually done this twice in the past week

The smoke alarms had gone off in the house when I came home, so I left the car lights on to let me see my way inside, then I forgot the headlights were still on after I turned off the alarms.

You took the extra blanket off my bed so absolutely froze in last night's cold snap.

(@ Courtenay: *Aussie in-joke based on a TV ad from the 1980s that Wagga may or may not also remember)

Yes I do remember that one. And the indignation when Tom Cruise divorced Nicole Kidman to marry Katie Holmes. Then Nicole Kidman, having married Aussie Keith Urban, named her own daughter Sunday Rose.....(Sunday Roast anyone?)

I figured your cold snap in Australia in December couldn't be as cold as our cold snap in the UK in December (it's been below zero the past couple of nights), so logically I needed an extra blanket more than you did.

You forgot to water my pot plants while I was away and now they're all brown and shrivelled.

I didn't "forget" to water the plants, because the new water restrictions only allow us to water the garden for two half hour periods per week, & then only with grey water such as from washing up or the laundry rinsing.

You didn't remind me that my club's Christmas party had been changed to Tuesday, & now I've missed it & can't get a refund.

Oh, I forgot to tell you that the president of your club called and said that the party was canceled because the caterers got a stomach virus. They're rescheduling the party.

You forgot to tell me that yesterday was Cyber Monday, and now I just missed out on a great deal for a new printer.

~Wunder

I had been too busy playing the newest expansion of my game I got on black Friday, I completely forgot about cyber Monday.

You forgot to fix the computer, now I can't print my papers for finals!

I had to order a replacement - it'll be here by Tuesday, maybe you can put off your finals until then?

You still haven't done any Christmas shopping and now all the stores are closed!

I've been too ill to leave the house due to all this smoke & haze that has covered the whole Eastern seaboard. Also, we may still get a call from charities raising money for the firemen & the people who have been left homeless in these still ongoing bushfires.

You didn't send any Christmas cards, & now your family are worrying about you.

I send nearly all mine by email to save paper, so they don't arrive until Christmas Day itself. (Reminds me, I need to start sending them...)

You misread the cooking instructions for the turkey and now Christmas dinner is burnt on the outside and raw on the inside.

No problem - stick it in the microwave for half an hour and it will be burnt all the way through.

You didn't offer a vegetarian option for Christmas dinner, and two of my guests are vegetarian.