Something went wrong with the stove so I settled for a salad.

You brought home the wrong book, I said Hound of Baskervilles.

Well, I thought you should read the books in chronological order, so I brought The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes which contains the short story "The Final Problem," the events of which occur before The Hound of the Baskervilles.

You drank the last of the milk, and now we can't have cereal for breakfast.

~Wunder

I thought you got bottles of milk delivered to the doorstep as we used to get, before it was sold in plastic & cardboard cartons & so did not worry about milk being left for the morning.

You did not remind me I had to go to the doctor's appointment so I missed it, & had to reschedule it.

You didn't tell me when it was exactly for me to remind you.

You forgot to pick up my lightsaber at the store for a cosplay, my costume is incomplete.

I thought you were going as a character from Game Of Thrones. They don’t have lightsabres in Game Of Thrones.

You didn’t dry off my armour, and now it’s all rusty.

I thought that moisture would bring out the gleam in it. I guess I should have rolled in it a barrel of sand...

I paid you for an adult's Batman cape, and you sent me a black baby blanket.

They didn't have Batman's capes available in your size at the theatrical costumes shop so I thought if it was big enough a black baby's blanket would make a good substitute, if we painted the Batman logo on it.

When you were at the Chemists this morning, you didn't collect for me the pre-paid Asthma medication I arranged for yesterday afternoon.

I stopped by the chemist, and they told me that they have a new delivery service that will drop it off today.

You donated my favorite winter coat, and now I have no coat for the winter.

~Wunder

Frankly... the coat never suited you. I'm sorry, none of us knew how to tell you!

You left the fridge door open all night, and now all the food's spoiled!

Well....I was going for a midnight snack and forgot to close it.

You didnt shovel the driveway, now my car is stuck in the snow and I will be late for school.

I tried to be more creative and melt the snow off the driveway with a hair dryer, but I didn't count on it snowing again!

You were three hours late for your first tutoring session at the library.

Well... I mean, one of the things I need tutoring on is time management.

You've been late for work four times this week!

My house is west of the office, so in terms of the Earth's rotation, it's five minutes earlier there than here.

You threw out my favourite shirt!

I took it to the laundromat where the attendant insisted on my putting all the washing in the one machine, to save water, & where all the washing turned pink. So the shirt will now have to be replaced.

Because of your long showers & baths, our water consumption is double what it should be & the bill is astronomical.

I'm in field school and it takes all day with those dig sites so therefore showers and baths are long.

You didn't pay the electric bill, so its been shut off.