It rains all day on Sunday, but only where I live in England.

I wish I could have a holographic projection of a car to place outside my house in order to stop other people from parking there.

You now have a holographic projection of a car which fools people from a distance, but then it glitches during windy or rainy weather which people begin to notice and park there again.

I wish I owned a castle.

Ta Ra, Ta Ra...You own a castle. But it is a ruined castle & to put a roof on it would cost a fortune, to have adequate guttering, lead piping etc and so forth. And that doesn't include the up to date plumbing you'd need to install

I wish there would be no more bushfires to the end of summer.

Hooray, there are no more bushfires to the end of summer... only constant rain, so you end up having to build an ark instead.

I wish the weather in England could be nicer!

Your wish is granted. But before two or three weeks of really nice weather pass in UK, the inhabitants will start complaining about disastrous droughts & not enough rain to keep the rivers flowing.

I wish I could get my work done more quickly.

Well now you can! For only 10 easy payments of $29.99 this new doohickey is yours!

I wish that I had more space to store things.

You now have an infinite storage space... unfortunately it exists in another dimension and you can only access it once every 17 1/2 years when all the cosmic energies are perfectly aligned.

I wish I could have a year free with an unlimited budget for travelling the world!

You have a year free with an unlimited budget for travelling the world, but the currency you've been given is no longer usable.

I wish could have my own personal plane so that I could fly wherever I wanted.

~Wunder

And like that, the plane is yours! However, the plane only moves about as quickly as it would take you to walk.

I wish I'd never be short of sleep but without being late for things.

You never lose any sleep, nor are you ever late- you can't stop sleeping, and thus you will never have any time to arrange engagements of any kind for which you could be late.

I wish I could breathe fire.

Oh dear, you can breathe fire, but please keep it to yourself, because even in your own area you won't be welcome anywhere there are droughts & fire hazard warnings.

I wish our drought would end soon.

Your drought has ended with a monsoon which has swept away any plants and trees that were left.

(In all seriousness, I'm praying that your drought will end soon.)

I wish the job-searching process wasn't so hard.

~Wunder

Hooray, your wish has been granted. Job search suddenly becomes much easier for you, but that is only because there are often good reasons why such jobs are the only ones available.

I wish spectacles were manufactured with "find me" gadgets that whistle.

Your spectacles now have a "find me" gadget that whistles... unfortunately, it keeps malfunctioning and going off while you're wearing the spectacles, so people around you think you're whistling at them.

I wish there could be world peace and no more wars ever.

There is now world peace and no more wars ever, but now that people have forgotten how to fight, aliens take over the world in a matter of minutes. (Idea pinched from the Simpsons!)

I wish that doctors had a machine that could instantly tell exactly what was the matter with me.