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Courtenay
(@courtenay)
NarniaWeb Fanatic Hospitality Committee

Your cat didn't die last year... he/she just went to live somewhere else, too far away for you to visit.

(I'm trying not to be too cruel about this one, as I'm so sorry to hear of your loss, Wagga — I know what it's like, having said goodbye to many pet cats and dogs over the years. But I do believe they're not gone forever and we'll see them again some day, and in the meantime, we never forget them, do we?)

I wish I could meet C.S. Lewis in person!

"Now you are a lioness," said Aslan. "And now all Narnia will be renewed."
(Prince Caspian)

Posted : October 25, 2019 11:09 pm
Trufflepuff
(@trufflepuff)
NarniaWeb Regular

You do meet C.S. Lewis in person!...but you realize it was an imposter because the real one is actually in Narnia. :((

I wish I could be happy all the time. :-s

I'm a beast, I am, and a book addict what's more.

Posted : October 26, 2019 10:49 am
Courtenay
(@courtenay)
NarniaWeb Fanatic Hospitality Committee

Right, now you're happy all the time... including in totally inappropriate situations, like funerals. :D

I wish I could sleep well every night.

"Now you are a lioness," said Aslan. "And now all Narnia will be renewed."
(Prince Caspian)

Posted : October 26, 2019 12:07 pm
King_Erlian
(@king_erlian)
NarniaWeb Guru

You can sleep well every night, but your body clock is locked into the UK time zone so when you go abroad, you're falling asleep during the day.

I wish I could play two musical instruments at the same time.

Posted : October 28, 2019 1:24 am
Arwen_Daeneri31
(@arwen_daeneri31)
NarniaWeb Nut

You now can do so but only with difficulty as you can play the clarinet with one hand and the Harp with the other, it doesn't quite sound the same.

I wish I owned an island.

It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between.
–C.S. Lewis

Posted : October 28, 2019 6:13 am
Courtenay
(@courtenay)
NarniaWeb Fanatic Hospitality Committee

You now own an island... a very, very small island that disappears at high tide.

I wish I could visit Narnia!

"Now you are a lioness," said Aslan. "And now all Narnia will be renewed."
(Prince Caspian)

Posted : October 28, 2019 7:05 am
Arwen_Daeneri31
(@arwen_daeneri31)
NarniaWeb Nut

You can now visit Narnia, but only on weekends.

I wish I could visit Camelot.

It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between.
–C.S. Lewis

Posted : October 28, 2019 7:16 am
waggawerewolf27
(@waggawerewolf27)
Member Hospitality Committee

Yes, you might visit Camelot, having visited the Tintagel ruins. But the time machine you found there doesn't go back in history further than the reign of Athelstan, the first king of all England.

I wish newspapers would report good news for once.

Posted : October 28, 2019 12:32 pm
King_Erlian
(@king_erlian)
NarniaWeb Guru

The newspapers report good news for once, but only once, and then it's back to the bad stuff again.

I wish I had superhuman strength.

Posted : October 29, 2019 12:14 am
Courtenay
(@courtenay)
NarniaWeb Fanatic Hospitality Committee

You now have superhuman strength, but as you keep on inadvertently knocking down walls just by leaning on them, breaking chairs when you sit down, pulling doors off their hinges when you open them, snapping mature trees when you brush against them, etc., nobody likes to have you around.

I wish I had power over the weather.

"Now you are a lioness," said Aslan. "And now all Narnia will be renewed."
(Prince Caspian)

Posted : October 29, 2019 1:46 am
Arwen_Daeneri31
(@arwen_daeneri31)
NarniaWeb Nut

You now have power over the weather, but it's only cold weather so now you've plunged the world into a winter wonderland; forever.

I wish I could go to Disney world for free.

It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between.
–C.S. Lewis

Posted : October 29, 2019 5:00 am
Courtenay
(@courtenay)
NarniaWeb Fanatic Hospitality Committee

You can go to Disneyworld for free, but only when it's closed. ;)

I wish I could own a (friendly) dragon!

"Now you are a lioness," said Aslan. "And now all Narnia will be renewed."
(Prince Caspian)

Posted : October 29, 2019 7:53 am
King_Erlian
(@king_erlian)
NarniaWeb Guru

You own a friendly dragon, but the amount you're spending on food for it has bankrupted you.

I wish I could travel back to 1871 and meet Gilbert and Sullivan.

Posted : October 30, 2019 12:08 am
Courtenay
(@courtenay)
NarniaWeb Fanatic Hospitality Committee

The wish fairy is having a bit of trouble with her hearing today, so you've just been transported back to 1971 to meet Gilbert O'Sullivan. :D

I wish I could automatically understand every language in the world.

"Now you are a lioness," said Aslan. "And now all Narnia will be renewed."
(Prince Caspian)

Posted : October 30, 2019 1:18 am
waggawerewolf27
(@waggawerewolf27)
Member Hospitality Committee

Hurrah! You can understand every language in the world, but the moment you try to speak any of the languages to native speakers, they get grossly offended by your pronunciation.

I wish it would rain on Sunday, all day.

Posted : October 30, 2019 9:53 am
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