Welcome to "Corrupt A Wish." The object of this game is fairly simple. One person will make a wish, then the next person ruins it and then writes their own wish. Try to make them as funny or random as possible.
I wish there were more audio dramas.
Some days you battle yourself and other monsters. Some days you just make soup.
More audio dramas are made- but in languages you don't understand.
I wish I could breathe underwater.
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You can breathe underwater, but you can no longer breathe air.
I wish there were more Jane Austen books.
~Wunder
"The task of the modern educator is not to cut down jungles but to irrigate deserts." ~ C. S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man
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More Jane Austen books are written, but they are actually Jane Austen themed cook books.
I wish I was an Orca.
It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between.
–C.S. Lewis
You do become an Orca but you are put in a theme park where you have to entertain humans who want to study you.
I wish we get good rain to end the drought
Good news! their is more rain that ends the drought, bad news, it hasnt stopped raining now there is floods and alerts to evacuate to higher ground.
I wish I had dragons.
It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between.
–C.S. Lewis
You now have a dragon, but it breathed fire on your house and destroyed all of your belongings.
I wish the weekend lasted longer.
~Wunder
"The task of the modern educator is not to cut down jungles but to irrigate deserts." ~ C. S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man
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Shazaam! you do have a longer weekend, but only for an hour, because the clocks have been put back to standard winter time.
I wish I didn't have to put the clocks forward every summer.
Guess what? you never have have to put the clocks forward but now the days are not as long for you and you fall behind and begin to miss out on things.
I wish I could move objects with my mind.
It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between.
–C.S. Lewis
You can move objects with your mind, but only if they begin with the letter "z".
I wish I could travel in time.
Wow you can really travel in time, but find out you can only return the day before yesterday.
I wish that I could wiggle my nose & get all the work done.
You get your wish, all your work is done.....for this week, next week more work piles up.
I wish coffee shops delivered to my dorm room free of charge.
It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between.
–C.S. Lewis
Coffee shops now deliver to dorms free of charge, but they raised the coffee prices.
I wish someone else would be in charge of my school project.
~Wunder
"The task of the modern educator is not to cut down jungles but to irrigate deserts." ~ C. S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man
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Granted! someone is in charge of your school project however you got a poor grade.
I wish I owned the Enterprise.
It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between.
–C.S. Lewis
Hurrah! You own the Enterprise. It is a magnificent space ship to own, but you don't know how to fly it, let alone manage the troublesome crew that goes with it.
I wish I could go on a space mission to Mars