Legends of Erandor

Torin decided against inquiring any more and just went along with the Princess's idea. "Yeah, It's right around the corner. Although, I do believe I've had my fill, so I'll pass on the mead. This time around."

Overdoms War: Prepare to be Obliterated

A cloud formed over the Overlady's Castle and a rain began to fall. What fell from the clouds was a lethal rain of evaporated and then condensed dihydrogen monoxide which poured forth all over the Castle, drenching everything in the dangerous substance. The thunder sounded mysteriously like the deranged cackling of the Dark Overlord.

Overdoms War

A pale light glittered in the throne room of the Overlord. After a moment, Lady A appeared, reclining on her own throne that contrasted nicely with the pink one Booky resided in.

"Hello, Sweetie," she smiled, leaning over to peck the Dark Lord on the cheek. What makes you so happy and in a warring mood today? Are you lonely again?"

"Pilot!" she called, sitting up somewhat, "have you not been keeping your master in good company? You know how moody he can get."

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The Dark Overlord flinched away from his archnemesis who had arrived on a throne covered in a fabric dyed a particularly revolting shade of neon green.

"Oh, no you don't! You'll not be winning this war with your tricksy lipstick potions! This will be a fair fight to the bloody, tear-stained death. Or at least I expect you to fight fair and me to cheat rampantly."

Pilot's voice filtered from a speaker hidden in the ceiling, "He's been away for a very long time. Banished. Tower and I were very lonely. Did you bring sugar cubes?"

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"Oh, are we all Mr. Grumpy Face today?" she pouted back at him. "Why would I ever do something like that? And you seem to lack minions, so I doubt it."

"Of course, Pilot," Lady A smiled and put a box with a bow on it on the side table--away from Booky. "Here you are."

"So, banished, eh?" she asked, turning back toward Booky and pulling up her feet onto her plush throne, revealing the cute little flowers along the bottom. "What were you doing banished, and who banished you so that I may shake their hand?"

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There was a sound that could only be described as a burble of joy and the box vanished, teleported away into Pilot's lair.

"I was attacked by another wizard, one more powerful than I. He made me normal and sent me away to a college. He thought to usurp the Tower, but Pilot was able to hold him at bay. But my minions were lost, my mutant abominations destroyed, and my various cybernetic guardians cast back into the multiverse from whence they came. Finally I discovered the magical weapon which would destroy this vile wizard and found my way back to the Tower and slew him. I had to actually walk the entire way, which took forever. I had blisters! These boots are designed to look incredibly cool, not for actual hiking."

Overdoms

"My poor, poor Wyrmy," Lady A put a hand on his arm. "But now you're back at home and all safe. I hope someone took care of those blisters. And however will you ever survive without mutant abominations?"

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"My Igors survived hidden away in the dungeons and they're making more abominations as quickly as they can. They're better, faster, stronger than ever before! Plus 100% more nausea-inducing ugliness."

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"Eh, well, that means they'll smell twice as bad, in which case, only dead people will have trouble avoiding them. But either way...I can tell you are still bored because you launched an air raid on my castle and ruined my snow. What's the plan, because I'm bored too, but you don't have anything interesting to attack, so I could just freeze everything and that would be the end of things."

Overdoms

"What do you mean nothing interesting to attack? I just opened a Twilight theme park in my backyard and posted advertisements all over the internet which also happen to mention that all of the forest scenes were filmed in your woods. So I suggest you destroy it before the tourists get here."

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Lady A sat up suddenly and stared blankly at Booky.

"HAVE YOU GONE MAD, MAN?" she exclaimed, a look of horror crossing her face. "You absolutely must have a fever, be delirious, automatron replacement by aliens...What are you thinking???

Lady A pulled out a scanner and proceeded to scan for extraterrestrial life forms, biodegradable weapon mass, and temperature fluctuations within the Wyrm. After satisfying herself that he was, in fact, completely fine and healthy (aside from a small cold that might beset him in the next month or so), she rocked back and slouched against her throne.

"You scared me. I think that your little holiday to college did more to you than you are willing to admit. Honestly. How could you think of destroying such a thing before it opens??? Don't you know??? You wait until they all arrive for opening day and then destroy it and send it into the Void!!"

Overdoms

"Sure, that's what you do if you just want to kill them. But if you want to break their spirits and subject them to a miserable life full of pain and tears, you give them their dearest wish and then you destroy it right in front of them. Much more satisfying than merely killing someone."

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"Well, if you want to live with the fangurls, that's your choice. Don't expect any visits from me, though. Between actually condescending to building the thing and being a forlorn little Overlord, I think you're the closest thing they can find to an abusive sparkle laden vampire impersonator, so they'll come flocking to be your minions. I'm sure you'll absolutely love your new staff. Will you give them all their choice of life-sized Edward or Jacob cut-outs when they join up?"

Overdoms

"Of course not. I'm going to crush their dreams and send them home forlorn and sad and win a war against your minions at the same time. Remember, they're coming for your forests too."

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Lady A smiled smugly.

"My trees eat fangurls. I'm not worried at all."