*comes stumbling in, wet and wrapped in a blanket that the Coast Guard gave her* That is the LAST time I FLY anywhere!!!

Waaaaait....what happened here? Whatever it was, I seem to be late...*reads about all of the news in the NarniaWeb Times* Ahhh, so everything will be back to normal-ish now? Are we going to press charges against the Rent-a-Mod agency? Their behavior was unacceptable! Especially the ones that got married! That was revolting.

~Djaq

P.S. It's good to be back!!!

*runs over to darling Dee and produces a plateful of steaming chocolate chip cookies, muttering something about planes these days...*

Aaah, you're back!! Finally!!! I'm so relieved!! I was starting to go into hysterics with all the "Mods" and numbers. We should definitely press charges against the... unspeakable agency. Their behavior was against everything NWeb types for. About the ones that got married: their charges should be centupled for their horrendous crime.

Welcome back Real Mods!!!

-- cg

Sorry, I didn't get the chance to post any yesterday. This thread is hilarious! Great April Fools! Whoever came up with this should be given anything they want....almost, anyways.

I'm so glad to be back! The mod who was subbing for me didn't put up much of a fight, thankfully. I got a message this morning on my phone in which she was shouting for me to please take back my job, because she didn't like computers and couldn't understand anything. I don't think she knew how to use a telephone....

welcome back, real mods! we missed you! those other mods were getting married in the most strange fashion on chat yesterday!

/me walks in, blinking

My goodness. Here I was, gone on a nice little vacation, and THIS was going on!?! Egad, I can't leave you alone for a minute.

*drops by*

Glad to see all the original mods have returned to us safe and sound (or as sound as mods can be here....)!

I would like to say that not all the Rent-A-Mod mods were bad. Numbers 3, 16, 42 and 701 were actually quite nice and civilized, though I think poor #3 was a bit lost with technology....

Numbers 3, 16, 42 and 701 were actually quite nice and civilized,

*Ahem* What about 20, Mr Mod, Mrs Modette and Ms Moddie?

Oh yes! And #20, Mr. Mod and Mrs. Modette.

Oh good! All our Mods have escaped from the clutches of the sinister Rent-A-Mods! It's good to see you all back safe and sound.

...Cirno shall live on! ...In the games she appears in, of course. Still, I think it was fun having that idiot ice fairy play around here for the day.

Indeed it was, and she did a wonderful job!

*ponders adopting some kind of ice-related mythical figure, given my connection to winter*

Seeing as 16 and 701 were Mrs. Modette and Mr. Mod respectively, he did include them, Jo.

Ahhhh, it's good to be back. I heard that the mod replacing me was in actuality Flynn Rider! And before he left he seems to have changed my profile to reflect his presence. My, isn't he conceited!

P.S."Brooklyn!"

I hope TheLoneRanger filled in nicely in my absence. Hope you guys had a great April Fools!

Good news all! After receiving a few threats from Mod 26 I received a PM in which Pattertwig's Pal defeated the evil mod and took control of her own account. I'll let her tell her own story.

Oh, yeah, and about that comment about the old mods being tedious...
It was all a clever cover to catch the rent-a-mods off guard so I could infiltrate their organization in order to gain useful information against them. You'll never guess who was really behind it all. Unfortunately I can only share this information with my attorney. Rest assured that the bad guys will go to jail, and NarniaWeb will go back to normal.

@Rising_Star: Whaaat!?!?! Flynn was here? And I missed him?! Do you have his number/email/anything??

I love Flynn!!
-- cg

P.S. Nice avie!

Flynn is cool. Man and I actually was talking to him!