Ithilwen, how can you forget the True Mods so easily?

Poke me? Ha!

I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever poke you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns on its original trajectory and adheres to you.

I believe the term is PWNED!

Ithilwen, how can you forget the True Mods so easily?

I haven't forgotten them. I remember them quite well. I remember how inferior they were to these GREAT NEW MODS!!!!!!! Bahaha!

~Riella

I shall put up a fight as well!!! I bow to no one on either side! I fight however I feel. Does no one remember the LoESRM?* I shall never accept defeat but shall fight to the death!!!! No one shall take me!!!!!!

*For those of you who don't, narnianerd and I were mercenaries, owing allegiance to no one until poor, brain-washed narnianerd defected to the monastery

What, Queen, are you trying to start a fistfight with me? Hah! I fight with the art of danmaku! Here, have a taste!

Hail Sign -Hailstorm-!

Dodge that!

Would you like to tell me how I shall pay? I need to put it in the budget.

Yes. You shall be deposed shortly by the True Mods and locked forever in a dank and miasmic dungeon. There you will be fed solely on moldy cheese curls and rancid ranch dressing.
Budget THAT!

I haven't forgotten them. I remember them quite well. I remember how inferior they were to these GREAT NEW MODS!!!!!!!

I'm sorry to say that this means you will have the cell next-door to Queeniepooh.
But there is still time to return to the side of the True Mods! Come with us, Riella! Remember the good days under the True Mods! Please!

Woah! Plane wreck?! Bermuda Triangle?!!!

Oh no...

This can only mean one thing... Hang on I'm coming Mods!

*takes off and heads for the Bermuda Triangle*
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4.52 hours later
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Where am I? I knew I should have taken a left turn at Albequerque... Wait a minute. I'm from NY, I should never have even been anywhere near Albequerque... uhoh...

I bow to no one on either side! I fight however I feel. I shall never accept defeat but shall fight to the death!!!!

*shakes head* I'm afraid the horrible Borg'o'Mods have twisted narnian_at_heart's brain.

I haven't forgotten them. I remember them quite well. I remember how inferior they were to these GREAT NEW MODS!!!!!!!

I'm sorry to say that this means you will have the cell next-door to Queeniepooh.
But there is still time to return to the side of the True Mods! Come with us, Riella! Remember the good days under the True Mods! Please!

What? A jail cell? What for? I have committed no crime. I haven't taken any one over. I have only given away cheese curls and ranch dressing that were mine to give. (And if I hadn't, they would have been taken from me anyway. Might as well make the best of it) So I suddenly deserve jail time, because I don't agree with your opinion of which mod is better?!?! Communism! Communism! I would never have thought it of you Adeona! At least the new mods and the her Majesty speak kindly to me, and do not try to threaten me with jail time, like some people I know...

~Riella

*Storm clouds start to roll in making it very dark*

**panting**

Oi.. ah... I'm not gonna be able to fly for much longer... I'll have to land, but I can't see the ground!!!

Gulp!

**closes eyes and begins to descend into the darkness**

*CRASH! BANG! BOOM! ZAP! OWW! BEEP!! COO! MOOO!! SSSSCRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHATTER!!! OOFF!

I'm back, your Majesty! And surprise! I bought three more attics filled with the stuff you love! Enjoy!

Ah, that's better. Thank you very much. You ease the suffering these terrible people have brought upon me. For this I am eternally grateful.

I can think of another that you missed, but that's OK. (Unless I perhaps missed your reply to me... )

Which post do you speak of?

Poke me? Ha!

I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever poke you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns on its original trajectory and adheres to you.

I believe the term is PWNED!

Which is WHY I have a solvent built into my crown that dissolves your polymerized tree sap, which then causes a disturbance in the atmosphere that rains lightning bolts down on your head.

I wouldn't surrender so easily.

I shall put up a fight as well!!! I bow to no one on either side! I fight however I feel. Does no one remember the LoESRM?* I shall never accept defeat but shall fight to the death!!!! No one shall take me!!!!!!

Oh bother. Another one?

What, Queen, are you trying to start a fistfight with me? Hah! I fight with the art of danmaku! Here, have a taste!

Hail Sign -Hailstorm-!

I prefer to taste my cheese curls and ranch dressing. Your strange methods do not phase me.

Yes. You shall be deposed shortly by the True Mods and locked forever in a dank and miasmic dungeon. There you will be fed solely on moldy cheese curls and rancid ranch dressing.
Budget THAT!

You forget, my dear, that I have a following that will be willing to fight me out of my cell if need be. Besides, your True Mods are well looked after. In other words... they won't be here to depose me. Not to mention I have three attic-fulls of cheese curls and ranch dressing to hold me over. Thanks, Ithilwen.

Ithilwen, you've been speaking vile treason and aiding/abetting the enemies of NarniaWeb:

I haven't forgotten them. I remember them quite well. I remember how inferior they were to these GREAT NEW MODS!!!!!!! Bahaha!

Right now, I feel like buying a second attic and filling it with even more cheese curls and Ranch dressing -- for you, of course, your Majesty...

See? Supplying the enemy. We could have used those provisions very well!

You forget, my dear, that I have a following that will be willing to fight me out of my cell if need be. Besides, your True Mods are well looked after. In other words... they won't be here to depose me.

I have faith in the True Mods. They will return to lead us in defeating you! And, of course, your followers. Thus leaving no one to fight you out of your cell, I'm afraid.

You're welcome, your Majesty. And I can buy plenty more when those run out.

O Great and Powerful Majesty, What will you do with your great and majestic powers first? What sort of world will you turn this NarniaWeb into, now that it is under your thumb?

~Riella

This one, good Queen:

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With that said.... *makes hasty departure into realm of safety, at least for now*

Ithilwen, you've been speaking vile treason and aiding/abetting the enemies of NarniaWeb:

I haven't forgotten them. I remember them quite well. I remember how inferior they were to these GREAT NEW MODS!!!!!!! Bahaha!

Right now, I feel like buying a second attic and filling it with even more cheese curls and Ranch dressing -- for you, of course, your Majesty...

See? Supplying the enemy. We could have used those provisions very well!

Well, as for the first quote, I was merely expressing my opinion. Which is a perfectly legal thing to do here where there is freedom of speech. So

And as for the second quote, No, you could not have used those provisions. They were mine. And the law says that personal property can be given to whomever the owner wishes, as a gift, no matter what political party or religion, etc. the recipient ascribes to. They were bought with my own money. I can do what I want with them. And again I say

~Riella