Dear members of the NarniaWeb forum,

I am excited to announce that I shall now take over the forum. I have been waiting for a long time to conquer. The time has finally arrived.

THE TIME HAS COME! The time... is now.

Please do not resist, as that will only make things more difficult. I do not want this to be a hassled process. Instead, please come out slowly, with your hands in the air.

Oh, and if you want to make it easier on yourself, offerings of cheese curls and ranch dressing would be most sufficient.

Sincerely,
~The Queen of the World~

P.S. - please call me Your Majesty.

*Comes with her hands in the air, with cheese curls and ranch dressing*
Oh, you're majesty, I have just learned of your takeover. And firstly, I would like tothank you for deciding to take us over. It is a great honor to be annihilated by such a great personage as you. And I ask only to be allowed to bask in the aura of your splendour.

~Riella

*is horrified that someone doesn't know what Clementines are*
Here is a link to the information you requested.

Strawberries are good too, and bananas, and oranges.

P.S. Your Majesty, it is great to see you.

Oh! I know what they are know thank you!

*watches all of this warily*

Resistance is futile. You will all be assimilated to serve us.

So the Rent-A-Mods are Borg?
That explains SO much!

But you can't assimilate me, and I'll protect my fellow TRUE mods, and the members as long as I'm alive.

Is it just me, or does this feel like when Miraz took over Narnia; and Aslan and the Pevensies had to come put things right? I get to be like the Pevensies? AWESOME!

You're going down, usurpers!!!!

My services have been regrettably taken up elsewhere for the balance of the day, m'lady. Taking over a forum is hard work. Perhaps I will have the honor to serve you more closely in the future.

*Comes with her hands in the air, with cheese curls and ranch dressing*
Oh, you're majesty, I have just learned of your takeover. And firstly, I would like tothank you for deciding to take us over. It is a great honor to be annihilated by such a great personage as you. And I ask only to be allowed to bask in the aura of your splendour.

It is my immense pleasure to conquer NarniaWeb. Of course, you may bask in the aura of my splendour! It's a tourist attraction, you know. Go ahead and take all the time you need. Flash photography is not allowed, however.

P.S. Your Majesty, it is great to see you.

What?! I get a POSTSCRIPT?! No applause, no fanfare? This is an outrage!!

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My services have been regrettably taken up elsewhere for the balance of the day, m'lady. Taking over a forum is hard work. Perhaps I will have the honor to serve you more closely in the future.

The future? The time is NOW, NOW I say!!
Well, I suppose you are forgiven.

Hello your Majesty! I can sing and play the piano.

*Begins playing and singing If Your Happy and You Know It*

Well, you asked for singing, but forgot to specify a song!

My liege, Mod 26 did not mean any harm by this. You are the first ruler. How else is someone going to respond?

Hello Watziznehm, that song will have to do, I suppose, unless you know any others.

At any rate, Ithilwen's cheese curls & ranch dressing were fantastic! Are there more where that came from?

...Well? Where are you hiding them?

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My liege, Mod 26 did not mean any harm by this. You are the first ruler. How else is someone going to respond?

They are supposed to respond in a manner befitting my high stature!
In other words, I expected a lot more than a postscript. *sulks*

Your Majesty, may I ask a question?

Wait, we surrendered? Did I miss something?

I shall never surrender.

Spoiler

Your Majesty, may I ask a question?

Speak now, or forever hold your peace.

PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME!

Thijois keynroard is malfuntciotning. I weill conquer the worlfgd, if youe tadke my meanindfg???

Your Majesty, How long have you been planning the takeover of NW? May I ask.

I believe that her majesty just took all my friends. Well, I thought that would happen. It does at school.