Wanna know where your precious mods went? One night they went off crazier than usual. I didn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So I took the knife to them, laughing as I did it! So why so serious, members? Let's put a smile on that face! And... why so serious? Don't talk like one of them, you're not! Even if you'd like to be. To the mods, you're just a member – like me! They need you right now, but when they don't... they'll cast you out. Like a spammer. See, their morals, their code: it's a bad joke. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chipmunks are down, these, uh… these civilized moderators, they'll eat each other. And where are your precious moderators now?
Why so serious?
Joker, whoever you are, you will pay for harming Earth. I, along with anyone who holds this world dear, will defend it to the very end.
“Oh, no... this is Earth... isn’t it?”
Stop. Hammer time.
Why so serious, Thor? Can't you see? The people are better off without...mods. You see, you're not much different than me. Without us, people turn on each other. At some point, they lose their civilities. It is us who are the outcasts, who must make the difference. Oh yes. You will see. I do not harm earth. I just...set. the. people. free.
Why so serious?
You sound far too much like my brother, Joker, and these are dangerous words you speak.
“Oh, no... this is Earth... isn’t it?”
Stop. Hammer time.
DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM. Listen to me. He has a gift with words, but that is all he is--words words WORDS. He should have died. He will die. But he always turns Harley back to him. Even after he nearly killed her--would have killed her! But I saved her. Even after that his words turned her back to make her his consort. DO NOT BELIEVE HIM. He LIES.
He is a liar... I gathered as much, Miss Ivy. Please do not alarm yourself.
“Oh, no... this is Earth... isn’t it?”
Stop. Hammer time.
Do not alarm myself? I cannot find my babies or my Harley in this wretched technological world of yours. THEY WILL DIE WITHOUT ME. No cause for alarm. Can you not see? THEY ARE DYING. I NEED MY BABIES.
Her babies being her...plants. You, uh, you know she is an..."ecological terrorist", right? You wanna help her find her "babies"? Again, it's a bad joke. Almost as bad as the mods. But she can throttle you with her plants, oh yes. And that is most...entertaining to watch. Ha.
Why so serious?
Why so serious, Thor? Can't you see? The people are better off without...mods.
Says the bad guy wearing a moderator badge.
I'm warning you... if you cause any more trouble, I'll have to fight you. And let's just say, that you don't want that to happen...
Then again, I'm almost tempted to let you... it would give me an excuse to go hero.
Ha. Ha. HA.
You and I, we are not so different, you see. You will all see, and come around. If I succeed, all men will be...equal. Except for the drabble. But here...take my card. You might...uh, need it some day.
Why so serious?
This is lame.
Besides, I think I hear Grandpa calling. Guess it's bedtime... can't save the world when you keep falling asleep on the job! See you around, Clown.
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All men ARE equal... and aliens too, for that matter. *throws card away*
You dark and menacing personages - do not think there is no-one here to stand up for right, and to defend the weak and helpless.
Be warned!
Supermouse - hurrying to rescue creatures of all sizes, shapes and colours!!
Dark and menacing? *laughs heartily* I do not think that is the word to describe me, friend. Perhaps take a look again? They do not give such angelic hair to just anyone, much less those who are evil.
“Oh, no... this is Earth... isn’t it?”
Stop. Hammer time.
So you've conquered the forum, Joker. What now? What's your plan?
"Regimes fall every day. I tend not to weep over that. I'm Russian."
Oh excuse me, Mr Odinson, I wasn't including you in that description. But if you should even need assistance in rescuing hapless creatures, please call on my and I shall fly to your side.
Supermouse - hurrying to rescue creatures of all sizes, shapes and colours!!