Alright, sit down you bunch. It's one way Q&A time. Let me introduce myself. My partner and I, the lovely Wrangler, have hacked into the accounts of one very important member of this website, and one bottom dweller. Guess who got the good one? Thats right, she did. Anyway, Some of you may know me. Especially if the back alleys of Gnawnia are a familiar sight to you. I'm the enemy to those who make me their enemy, friend to those who have no friend, I am the terror, that flaps in the night, I am the suprise you find at the bottom of your cereal box, I am.... whats my name? Just call me Hardboiled. Because if you don't start talking, this won't be over easy.

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Now the reason we've set this all up: We're on a mission to recover an object of some importance. It's top secret (but you can read about it here. )

We've followed the trail to an island paradise (well, it's not REALLY a paradise... at all), and we need to know if you, the locals, have seen anything, anything at all out of the ordinary, even the slightest bit. It'll be worth your while. Now let's hear it, and quick! We ain't got all night. Oh, and don't get on the Wrangler's bad side... she's versed in about every form of combat known to mouse. And she's not afraid to give free demonstrations