My dear Sam but what about Taters? I know how much you love mushrooms, but you do like your potatoes too.

Taters (♪ ♫ boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew ♪ ♫), to be sure. But mushrooms beat all. ♥

Anyone have any decent recipes for wolf stew? We have a few too many wolves around... so I was thinking I might deal with a couple.

~The Head Cook of the Gremlins.

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT GIVE THAT IMPOSTER A WOLF RECIPE.

Mr. Gremlin, sir, I've heard that wolf tastes good after you give it a good run in a fenceless, free area outside by some sort of mysterious wolfy labyrinth that nothing but wolves know the way through. nearby some kind of civilization sothatourwolffriendmayfindherwayback.

I do not do much cooking. Traipsing around Middle-earth and attending to the business of a Master Dwarf gives me little time for such matters. However, I have just discovered the joy of key lime pie, and that indeed is a sight to behold. Are any of you proficient at making such a thing? If you are, I may consider hiring you as my personal chef.

Did I hear you say potatoes by any chance? Excellent choice Samwise Gamgee! Do you by any chance have any recipes you'd care to share with us on HobbitWeb? I'd love to have something new to cook!

(mushrooms would be fine too!)

I love cooking!!! Especially cupcakes! Do you guys make cupcakes ever? They're the best. My sisters and I make cupcakes all the time. Especially the kind with frosting! lol

Ah, I forgot to mention that I love cheesecake as well. I have been discovering this foreign substance called sugar. Wonderful stuff, that.

Mr. Gremlin, sir, I've heard that wolf tastes good after you give it a good run in a fenceless, free area outside by some sort of mysterious wolfy labyrinth that nothing but wolves know the way through. nearby some kind of civilization sothatourwolffriendmayfindherwayback.

Hah we aren't that gullible... Though they'll be in a labyrinth of sorts, but they ain't getting back out

~The Gremlin Cook

We shall have to cancel the wolf stew. The King does not wish that such a run of the mill dish be prepared! He has requested a soufflé of some kind... I must attend to the preparations immediately!

~ The Gremlin Gourmet Chef

Hmmm... Wolf Soufflé perhaps? I'm sorry but those two have been bugging me. -The Gremlin Cook

I do believe that is what he had in mind. You'd better help me. This seems like a much tougher assignment than I originally thought!

HI.

Stitch is asking for recipe for this:

It's green. And spotted. But good. Yeah, still good.

I do believe that is what he had in mind. You'd better help me. This seems like a much tougher assignment than I originally thought!

Ah excellent.

Well I hear this place used to be called "NarniaWeb" ... and I hear the Giants of Harfang, in the world of Narnia had some very intresting recipes. If anyone has a recipe for Wolf Soufle it'll be them... We must search every nook and crany of this place for a Giant's Cook Book... Do you hear me? Every nook and crany.

Daddy makes the best mushrooms!

You're so right, little sister! They're so yummy, I want some right now.

Mommy makes really good cakes and pies! I love her apple pie! She said she would teach me how to make it this summer when the apples are bigger!

Can I help you eat em?

And TATERS are the best!