What you see ain't what you always get --- from a song

Hi Narniawebbers! I just thought of this new topic. What are some of your favorite funny sayings? One of mine is "Oh, Jarrock."

-Hewkii and Jaller.

"Why don't you just blow it up like you do to everything else?!"

-Shaick

Be strong, think of the lost souls we are here to save, think of Aslan, think of Narnia.-King Caspian

From a mission trip to Brazil -

Boy, does this food smell - [quickly] good!

[said at 20,000 feet]
Oh good, we've stopped.

[looking at the map on the airplane]
Guys, we're an inch from Sao Paolo!

Are you trying to break me, "Olden"? ~teammate 1
Yes. ~teammate 2
Okay. ~teammate 1

[after throwing a squeaky dog toy at another teammate]
Leah, your hand squeaks when something hits it!

[mimicking Tour Guide Barbie from Toy Story 2] Hi, I'm Tour Guide Barbie! ~teammate 1
Wow, that's scary. ~teammate 2

[while climbing into hammock]Now - how to get in? Ah, yes. Concerning ... hammocks.

[after a very long day]
The goal is to get to the room without dying.

"Live free or die"
(this is on all NH state license plates )

Stalag 17
Shapiro: I'm tellin' ya, Animal, these Nazis ain't kosher.
Animal: Ya can say that again!
Shapiro: I'm tellin' ya, Animal, these Nazis ain't kosher!
Animal: I said ya can say it again, that doesn't mean ya hafta repeat it!

Marko the Mailman: Remember, just because the krauts are dumb doesn't mean that they're stupid.

Hogan's Heroes
Schultz: Col. Hogan if you ever escape...
Hogan: Yeah?
Schultz: Be a good fellow and take me with you.

[repeated line, indicating Colonel Hogan]
Major Hochstetter: WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING HERE?

SnowAngel

"You don't have to live like this"

Here's one a youth pastor of mine once said:

You have the freedom to fail

I really liked that. Life isn't going to be over if I fail.

“Annabeth glanced at the minotaur horn in my hands, then back at me. I imagined she was going to say, You killed a minotaur! Or Wow, you’re so awesome! Or something like that.
Instead she said, ‘You drool when you sleep.’” – The Lightning Thief by Rick Riordan.

I love Annabeth...

"And I like to use to the word "dude"as a noun, or an adverb, or an adjective" -- Introducing Me by Nick Jonas

^^ I love Annabeth too.
Here's one from a C.S. Lewis essay I found today.

The only moral that is of any value is that which arises inevitably from the whole cast of the author's mind.

"Jesus Christ is all that we need, but we often don't realize that until He is all that we have." - Something a speaker at my church said recently.

"What is wrong is that we do not ask what is right." - G.K. Chesterton, What's Wrong With the World.
"There are two ways of getting home; and one of them is to stay there." - Chesterton again.
"The man of the true religious tradition understands two things: liberty and obedience. The first means knowing what you really want. The second means knowing what you really trust." - Chesterton yet again.
"Marriage is a duel to the death which no man of honour should decline." - Chesterton, from Manalive (I absolutely love that book.).

Now, for some randomness...

Hoss: "Joe, are you—are you so right sure we're doin' the right thing?"
Joe: "Look, Pa said I was boss and I make all the decisions, didn't he?"
Hoss: "Yeah, but—you done had us robbin' a bank, and now it's destroyin' private property, I—I don't know whether Pa'd consider that comin' under the title of makin' decisions, or not." (Bonanza, Bank Run)

"Don't let that pig in my bed!" - Little Joe, Bonanza.

"Don't lose your temper so early in the morning; you won't have any left for the rest of the day!" - Adam, Bonanza.

"Oh, you would've died of a real bad case of slow." - Little Joe, Bonanza.

"What happened?"
"Oh, about thirty-five very bad men hit me in the head and took that black [horse] away from me." - Joe and Candy, Bonanza.

"You are unmannerly and high-handed."
"No need to thank me, ma'am." - Mrs. Wharton and Candy, Bonanza.

And last, but not least, here are a few of my favorite quotes made by my sister, Djaq...

"I may not know what God will do, but I know what He can do."
"I don't know what to do with this... I think I'll put it on my head!"
"Flattering in the extreme!"
"I'm comin'! ...I'm goin'! ...I'm doing something besides stayin'!"
[Djaq] "Get in here and kill this spider!" [My brother] "Which one?" [Djaq, sarcastically] "His name is Charlie!"
"He's so cute! He's like a big, furry, rolly-poly!"

... interesting collection there, I know.

--- flambeau

"It seems we're fearfully made and designed,
But it's a shame we can so blind

We're all the same,
Made of hair and bones and water and blood cells
And we're all to blame,
For spending way too much time on ourselves."

-The Classic Crime, "Abracadavers"

"Music is an expression"

"If you wanna live life loud, throw your hands up, if you wanna scream and shout, let me hear you....."
-Hawk Nelson, "Live Life Loud"