Eustace the Useless stole all of Lucy's Easter eggs at the crack of dawn in the vast emptiness of space because SOMEONE forgot to take out the trash.
~Wunder
"The task of the modern educator is not to cut down jungles but to irrigate deserts." ~ C. S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man
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Posted : April 15, 2020 12:44 pm
"I am,” said Aslan. "But there I have another name. You must learn to know me by that name. This was the very reason why you were brought to Narnia, that by knowing me here for a little, you may know me better there.”
Posted : April 16, 2020 11:52 am
Eustace the Useless stole all of Lucy's Easter eggs at the crack of dawn in the vast emptiness of space because SOMEONE forgot to take out the trash.
These just keep getting better and better!!
"Now you are a lioness," said Aslan. "And now all Narnia will be renewed."
(Prince Caspian)
Posted : April 16, 2020 12:25 pm
Posted : April 16, 2020 10:27 pm
Rabadash the Ridiculous got lost in a forest of candy canes in the witching hour in Mackay, Northern Queensland because baking was the most important task of the day.
Why didn't he just pick the first candy canes he saw?
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : April 26, 2020 6:02 am
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
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Posted : April 26, 2020 9:45 am
Rabadash the Ridiculous got lost in a forest of candy canes in the witching hour in Mackay, Northern Queensland because baking was the most important task of the day.
"Now you are a lioness," said Aslan. "And now all Narnia will be renewed."
(Prince Caspian)
Posted : April 26, 2020 10:51 pm
Rabadash the Ridiculous got lost in a forest of candy canes in the witching hour in Mackay, Northern Queensland because baking was the most important task of the day.
Because Rabadash the Ridiculous, despite probably knowing all about Turkish Delight, wouldn't have known the difference between a " forest of candy canes" & the "fields of fully grown sugar cane", grown around Mackay, Northern Queensland? 
Posted : April 27, 2020 8:45 pm
"I am,” said Aslan. "But there I have another name. You must learn to know me by that name. This was the very reason why you were brought to Narnia, that by knowing me here for a little, you may know me better there.”
Posted : May 11, 2020 2:42 pm
An armadillo refused to observe the social distancing rules last Easter at the bottom of the Mariana Trench because I said so.
Is this armadillo prioritizing a buddy system or just not listening? 
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : May 12, 2020 6:24 am
An armadillo refused to observe the social distancing rules last Easter at the bottom of the Mariana Trench because I said so.
Is this armadillo prioritizing a buddy system or just not listening?
I'm more wondering what he/she is doing at the bottom of the Mariana Trench! (Love this game.)
Next round?
"Now you are a lioness," said Aslan. "And now all Narnia will be renewed."
(Prince Caspian)
Posted : May 12, 2020 9:24 am
Posted : May 12, 2020 9:54 am
Posted : May 14, 2020 2:17 am
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : May 15, 2020 3:45 am
Lasaraleen Tarkheena ate twenty doughnuts at the end of all lockdowns on top of old Smokey because apparently penguins can't actually fly.
That's an odd location and excuse to eat twenty doughnuts!
Next round?
"I am,” said Aslan. "But there I have another name. You must learn to know me by that name. This was the very reason why you were brought to Narnia, that by knowing me here for a little, you may know me better there.”
Posted : May 15, 2020 7:24 am