A cat narrowly missed an automobile accident at a quarter of dawn in the middle of nowhere because Eustace Scrubb was hoarding all the toilet paper.
Was Eustace the one driving the automobile with toilet paper?
~Wunder
"The task of the modern educator is not to cut down jungles but to irrigate deserts." ~ C. S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man
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Posted : March 24, 2020 9:30 am
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : March 25, 2020 12:03 pm
A cat narrowly missed an automobile accident at a quarter of dawn in the middle of nowhere because Eustace Scrubb was hoarding all the toilet paper.
=)) Was Eustace the one driving the automobile with toilet paper?
No, because the driver was collecting for the Lady of the Green Kirtle's underground palace. 
Thank you for the good laugh, anyway, 
Posted : March 26, 2020 1:46 am
A cat narrowly missed an automobile accident at a quarter of dawn in the middle of nowhere because Eustace Scrubb was hoarding all the toilet paper.
=)) Was Eustace the one driving the automobile with toilet paper?
No, because the driver was collecting for the Lady of the Green Kirtle's underground palace.
(in turn)... I have to admit it gave me a laugh too, when it came time to look at all the other lines and it turned out they actually mostly made sense until the last bit!!
"Now you are a lioness," said Aslan. "And now all Narnia will be renewed."
(Prince Caspian)
Posted : March 27, 2020 5:02 am
Jill Pole sang an aria at the Autumn Equinox on March 22nd in the Really Deep Land of Bism because they were compelled to do so.
Some days you battle yourself and other monsters. Some days you just make soup.
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Posted : March 28, 2020 9:48 am
Jill Pole sang an aria at the Autumn Equinox on March 22nd in the Really Deep Land of Bism because they were compelled to do so.
Next round? 
"Now you are a lioness," said Aslan. "And now all Narnia will be renewed."
(Prince Caspian)
Posted : March 28, 2020 12:07 pm
A cat narrowly missed an automobile accident at a quarter of dawn in the middle of nowhere because Eustace Scrubb was hoarding all the toilet paper.
=)) Was Eustace the one driving the automobile with toilet paper?
No, because the driver was collecting for the Lady of the Green Kirtle's underground palace.
I have to admit that this definitely brought some laughter to my day!
Jill Pole sang an aria at the Autumn Equinox on March 22nd in the Really Deep Land of Bism because they were compelled to do so.
Next round?
Definitely!
~Wunder
"The task of the modern educator is not to cut down jungles but to irrigate deserts." ~ C. S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man
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Posted : March 30, 2020 5:50 am
Posted : March 31, 2020 11:37 am
We've had some good sentence/stories last few rounds.
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : March 31, 2020 6:03 pm
Digory's Aunt Letty baked twelve dozen peanut butter cookies on April Fool's Day in a pumpkin shell house because they had too much caffeine. 
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Posted : April 2, 2020 8:18 pm
"Now you are a lioness," said Aslan. "And now all Narnia will be renewed."
(Prince Caspian)
Posted : April 2, 2020 11:19 pm
We've had some good sentence/stories last few rounds.
It's good to have something to laugh about right now.
~Wunder
"The task of the modern educator is not to cut down jungles but to irrigate deserts." ~ C. S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man
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Posted : April 10, 2020 9:12 am
"I am,” said Aslan. "But there I have another name. You must learn to know me by that name. This was the very reason why you were brought to Narnia, that by knowing me here for a little, you may know me better there.”
Posted : April 15, 2020 8:36 am
Eustace the Useless stole all of Lucy's Easter eggs at the crack of dawn in the vast emptiness of space because SOMEONE forgot to take out the trash.
Posted : April 15, 2020 11:45 am