By that point, I'd probably have become somewhat attached to the child, and therefore would be considering convincing my parents to adopt.

Your parents agree to adopt the child, but right before it can be finalised, a couple claiming to be the child's parents show up. WWYDD?

Look the couple up and see who they are before possibly calling the police, and get some blood tests taken to prove that they are not the baby's parents.

The blood tests come back showing they are actually the baby's parents, but your research has found that this couple live a very *ahem* colorful lifestyle that is not good for the baby. WWYDD?

I would try to work out a way for the baby to stay with us at least until the parents could provide a safe environment for the baby.

The parents aren't happy with this idea, and kick up a fuss, threatening custody battles. WWYDD?

I would contact the state welfare authorities and explain the whole sorry saga to them, including efforts to find the legal parents, the length of time before they came forward, the care taken of the child and the belated claims for custody of it etc.

The welfare authorities agree to adjudicate but want to know why you didn't contact them or the police in the first place. WWYDD?

Tell the police i try to interact with them as minimally as possible

The authorities begin to question your story WWYDD?

Search for some for of evidence I can use to prove my case....

You fail to find any piece of helpful evidence. WWYDD?

Fabricate the necessary evidence!

You are thrown in jail for falsifying evidence . WWYDD?

Wonder why this thread has been going on the same theme for a while and change it.

You suddenly find yourself in a room filled with evil ninjas with katanas and glowing evil red eyes. Oh, and they also have spiked vibranium armor. Your only tools that you have to fight them are: 1 toothpick, 30 rubber balls, and 1 cherry ice cream cone. WWYDD?

Use the bouncy balls as a distraction by throwing them at the evil ninja, who are infamous for never being able to resist bouncing rubber. Then I smear the cherry ice cream on the ground to make them slip, and use the toothpick as a climbing spike to get out of the room during the confusion.

Your moves when facing the horde of evil red-eyed ninja so impress the local daimyo (Japanese feudal lord) that he asks you to become one of his samurai. However, to do so will require years of training and a lot of P90-X. WWYDD?

I tell him to forget it because i am already a master of martial arts and i dont need his little fitness class to become so.

The Daimyo gets angry that you are so much cooler then him and challenges you to a dual. WWYDD?

Use my teleporter to teleport myself to a random location.

You find yourself teleported into a big room with no doors, no windows, and no obvious way to get out. There aren't any hidden ways to get out like trap doors either. However, there are two objects in the room other than you: A mirror and a wardrobe. Your teleporter just ran out of power, and there isn't any way to power it up in the room. There must be some way out... WWYDD?

Pfft! Set up answer! Look in the mirror, see whatever I saw. Pull the saw out of the mirror and cut the wardrobe in half. Two halves create a whole, so I crawl through the hole to get out of the room.

You are in the Yukon with your sled dog team and a few supplies. A raging blizzard has stopped you from traveling for the past few days, and is getting worse. Meanwhile, the food and the dogs' tempers are getting short, but you might have enough to last another week and wait out the storm. You know there's a moose trail about four miles away, but trying to get through a blizzard could be suicide. WWYDD?

I'm a wolf we thrive in the cold Risk the blizzard and go in search of more food. Foolhardy perhaps

You have 45 minutes to play your favorite game online, but it has to update (ad that tends to take forever!) WWYDD?

Risk the blizzard and go in search of more food. Foolhardy perhaps

What a wolf should do .

Hmm... this game (and scenario) you mention sounds familiar... . I'd just have to hope that the internet gremlins would be so kind as to speed up the updating process for once . If it still doesn't finish in time, I'd just let it finish while I'm gone, and play it later. And shout insults at the gremlins .

You are out trick-or-treating in your neighborhood. You knock on the door of a house who's lone occupant has forgotten it is Halloween, and upon seeing your hideous costume, runs inside and calls the police. WWYDD?

I would get away from that house ASAP and continue the search for candy elsewhere.

You are stranded in the middle of the ocean with Percy Jackson. WWYD,D?