Make sure I have my gun with me & my super powered chewing gum that gives me unfathomable strength.

You walk into a candy store & find Spiderman at the register checking Batman out. WWYDD?

Watch rather wide-eyed, but try not to stare as it would be rude. I'd then also be very courteous when Spiderman was ringing up my purchases, as I'd really not want to get on his bad side.

A couple of thieves then hold up the candy store and knock Spiderman out. WWYDD?

I'd pull out my super chewing gum that makes me inhumanly strong, put it in my mouth & beat all the thieves up. Then I'd tie them up in a corner & revive Spiderman with a Swedish fish.

Batman runs back in the candy store saying "Did I miss something?!" WWYDD?

Assure him that everything is alright, and explain the whole story to him.

Batman is so impressed that he suggests you become a regular superhero, and Spiderman lends his full support as well. WWYDD?

I'd probably take their advice. 'nuff said.

You are sent on a mission to destroy a race of dangerous creatures that are capable of draining life energy out of creatures that live on the planet SR388. You have a special mechanical suit that has a powerful laser gun and a missile launcher. The only way to destroy the creatures is with missiles. Also, they don't drain life energy from creatures once they are old enough, but they have other ways of attacking at that age. You head to their home planet, and you encounter one of the creatures that is at an age that they can't drain life energy from you, but them running into you still hurts quite a bit... WWYDD? (P.S You win a virtual cookie if you can tell me the game this is referencing.)

Try to ignore the pain, and keep on with the assignment. (Sorry, I have no idea what the game is. )

You're at the zoo, and one of the hippos asks you to come in and scratch his back for him since he can't reach this one spot. WWYDD?

I would get a special back scratcher, reach through the fence with it, and scratch that hippo's back.

A strange man with a blue box says, "I'm the Doctor" and asks you to come with him. WWYDD?

Very politely say thanks but no thanks. And then wonder which of my friends was responsible for the prank.

You're in the library one day and you realise that all the books around you are coming to life. WWYDD?

Make a run for it... inanimate objects should not come to life

You run outside and right into a walking tree... WWYDD?

Scream my head off with delight, sit them down for a couple of hours and ask a ton of questions.

You're walking your sister's dog in the park. A random stranger on the street offers you $1,000 cash for the dog, who is infamous in your family for chewing shoes, eating homework and making a mess of the carpet... actually no one but your sister really loves him. WWYDD?

Unsheathe my sword and ready my shield; it's obviously some sort of warped oak of the Old Forest! .

You are walking alone in the woods on a moonless night, with your flashlight as your only source of light. All of a sudden you trip on a branch, falling and breaking the bulb in your flashlight! WWYDD?

I'd probably get out my back-up bulb, and then make a campfire so that I could see even if my back-up bulb went out.

You have just finished your mission to destroy a race of dangerous creatures that lived on the planet SR388. A larva strangely didn't attack you, and it followed you and helped you leave SR388, so you give it to the Galactic Federation research lab on Ceres Station so that they can study it. Seeing that everything is fine, you decide to leave. Then you receive a distress signal. Ceres Station is under attack! WWYDD?
(P.S Just like last time, you win a virtual cookie if you can tell me the game this is referencing.)

I'd head back to Ceres Station to try to help, while simultaneously calling NarnianMonkey to find out what I should do.

You're walking down a busy street when someone rushes up to you and thrusts a package at you. They're obviously very distressed and they beg you to keep it safe and to tell no one you have it, and then they run off distractedly again. WWYDD?

Hope it's not a bomb or something that was stolen... and probably look and see what's inside

You open the package and discover a child WWYDD?

See if there is anything on the package that could give me a clue as to where it came from...and do everything I can to try to return the child to it's parents . Of course I'm doing all of this with the utmost secrecy...

After weeks of detective work, you still are having no luck finding the child's parents. WWYDD?