Improvise! Having trained in ballet for over half my life, I do a bunch of leaps, pirouettes, and long balances on the beam while hoping nobody notices that I'm NOT doing any gymnastics. Plus, I'll also hope at the same time that I don't break my bad ankle in the process.

Your routine worked! You confused the judges so much, they thought it was actually time for the FLOOR routine instead of the beam, so after removing the beam and apologising to you for their embarrassing mistake, they decided to finish the floor routine when suddenly, they realise you aren't familiar to the competition and ask for your name, id, and official Olympic papers! WWYDD?

I tell them that I left them at my hotel room, and that I'll send them over after I get back. They believe me and send me on my way.

But then, right as you're exiting, the Queen shows up and tells the officials that you are clearly a fraud, which makes them realize their mistake. WWYDD?

(I'm dittoing Ara—this game sprouted a continuing storyline while I was gone! I like it! That said, I hope I wrote my post the right way. )

I beg the Queen to forgive me, claiming that I'm a friend of that girl she spoke to fifteen years ago, and while she doesn't exactly remember that girl, she decided to forgive me if only I leave at once.

You try to leave the area again, but then someone says that you tried to play a trick on the Queen, and that you should be arrested after all. WWYDD?

Explain that the "trick" so-called was in reality an April Fools' joke, pointing to a nearby calendar. While they are distracted, I will run away

The guards look to the calendar, but notice that the month is July, not April. They turn back to find you gone and chase after you with brandished weapons and shouting that you will pay doubly for your latest prank. You reach the end of the hallway and have no where to go. WWYDD?

I grab onto the nearest tapestry and scramble to the top. There, I wait patiently until the guards run down another passageway, and then slide back down again.

Upon reaching the stone floor, you discover that one of the stones seems a bit loose, maybe even loose enough to move. WWYDD?

I wouldn't be able to resist moving it of course, but since I'm being chased, I move the stone back into place after I've slipped through the gap on the other side.

You're now in total darkness, being chased by London guards for pulling a prank on the queen, but it seems you could go left or right. WWYDD?

Time repeats itself and you again find a sonic screwdriver in your pocket. This time you remember its name and how to use it and easily open a portal to outside the olympic park and the guards can't follow you.

However, the portal drops you right into the Thames and you can't swim. WWYDD?

(I'm loving the storyline! So much fun to read through.)

The [waterproof] sonic screwdriver enables me to attract attention to my close-to-drowing self with its flashlight! function. When I am picked up by a small wooden fishing boat, complete with sail, I realize the portal has not only dropped me into the Thames, but into history! London is currently in flames, and the people in the boat assume I jumped into the river to escape the great fire.

Somehow, you realize the fire was started by the aliens! You recognize the outline of the spacecraft against the flames and night sky. You beg the captain of the boat to take you down the river to the beach, where you plan to hide out and consider the best way to escape this situation... Suddenly, a name occurs to you: Doctor Who! WWYDD?

(I know! Tons of fun. )

I wrack my brains for a way to contact the Doctor, and finally decide upon a plan: I'll use my sonic screwdriver to spell "D-O-C-T-O-R" into the sky using Morse Code!

After sending your message, a Doctor shows up on your doorstep--but it's not THE Doctor, but instead it's THE EVIL DOCTOR TEENY! WWYDD?

Scream. Fight my way out of a swoon. Then whack the Evil Doctor on the head with my sonic screwdriver.

The Evil Doctor Teeny collapses at your feet. His eyes roll back in their sockets. He makes a gargling noise in his throat. WWYDD?

Stare, then swoop down and check for a pulse to see if I keeled him.

You killed the Evil Doctor Teeny! There is no pulse! And a flickering hologram of the Universe's Authorities is now hovering beside you, demanding an explanation.
WWYDD?

Use the sonic screwdriver to restart his heart and then run like crazy.

However, this crazy run ends up with you not noticing that you've run right off the london bridge into empty space. You begin falling toward certain death. WWYDD?

Pull out my anti gravity device and start floating!

You float to safety, but you're anti gravity is stuck on, now you're just floating on the wind! WWYDD?

Jump off on the nearest island.

When you jump onto the island, you suddenly teleport off of it. The place you end up in is a very strange place. The grass is purple, the dirt is neon green, the sky is magenta, the water is rainbow-colored, the sun looks like a lollipop, and there are no trees or animals in sight. However, you are on a downwards slope, and you haven't bothered looking up the slope, so that might have something to do with that. WWYDD?

I would carefully look up the slope and see if anything there gives me a clue to what's going on. I would then start walking to see if there was any way to get home.

You've made it about a mile when you come across a large, concrete fort. It's the only sign of civilization you've found, but it looks armed and potentially dangerous. WWYDD?