Say "I come in peace" and when that doesn't work revert to my handy phaser.

You try to blast the alien, but it appears the gremlins tampered with your phaser overnight as it only throws out rainbows colored glitter. WWYDD?

Shoot out such a blast of shining glitter into his eyes that he gets confused and disoriented and then slip out from under his nose onto the ship to rescue the previous member.

You find the member, but he is trapped in a laser-barred cell that will zap you into a million pieces if you touch it. WWYDD?

Hurry to the nearby control pad, unscrew the front panel, and cut all the wires, thus shorting out the lasers and freeing the member!

Suddenly, a score of aliens armed to the fangs bursts in upon you and your newly-liberated friend! You have only a screwdriver and the front panel of the control pad to defend yourselves! WWYDD?

Fortunately, that screwdriver happens to be a sonic one! Thinking quickly, I aim my screwdriver at the panel and redirect the lasers so that they separate myself and the member from the alien kidnappers.

You're safe from the aliens, but now the only exist has been blocked off. You look around and find two small trap doors that you can open with your sonic screwdriver--but there's only time to open one of them. WWYDD?

Look between them, do a quick round of eeny-miny-moe and choose at random. BOOM I open one and leap through it.

That trap door led down to the trash chamber! As you stand there in horror, the walls begin to close in like a giant trash compactor.
WWYDD?

I start quoting Star Wars and Buzz Lightyear while desperately searching for an exit!

You dig through the trash frantically until you come upon a small manhole marked "Incinerator - do not open between the hours of 9 and 10" Consulting your watch, you find it is 11:18pm (past your earthly bedtime). Enter the incinerator, or continue searching as the walls contract? WWYDD?

I enter the incinerator to avoid getting crushed by the walls.

You are inside the incinerator and hear a strange ticking noise to the left and an unearthly roaring noise to the right. WWYDD?

~Riella

I creep closer to the roaring noise and find an evil monster that looks suspiciously like a drain pipe covered in seaweed. The ticking noise behind me stops abruptly, and yet another trap door appears as the drain pipe monster slithers away through it. With nothing better to do, I follow after

You exit the trap door only to come face to face with the Evil Doctor Teeny, who has apparently allied with the aliens! WWYDD?

Pretend my sonic screwdriver is a weapon and tell him he must join with me or else.

Evil Doctor Teeny tells you he has turned good and wants to join your side anyway. But you're not sure if you believe him. WWYDD?

~Riella

Pretend to believe him and then set up a trap in case he was lying.

You dress up in a gymnastic leotard and after blacking out momentarily you find yourself on the balance beam mid routine for the Olympics. WWYDD?

(Wow, all these games have obtained ongoing storylines while I was gone. )

Since I'm already here go ahead and try a routine and promptly fall off the balance beam and pretend to break my ankle (or really break it) so I can get out of there with a shred of dignity.

As you are walking out, being assaulted by reporters asking about your (perhaps real) injury, you realize you have an alien device in your pocket that looks nothing like a screwdriver, but somehow you know it's a screwdriver. WWYDD?

Grab it and point it at myself wishing I was back at home.

When it only flashes lights and doesn't send you back home the photographers get several good pics of you with it in hand and looking very silly. WWYDD?

Wait for the Evil Doctor Teeny to show up again, as he inevitably does. Right after the embarrassing scene with the sonic screwdriver, a strike team of aliens - headed by the Doctor - arrive to kidnap me yet again. Unfortunately, the reports think it's an elaborate publicity stunt and only clap and snap photos of me being transported to the alien craft floating above the sports building.

Once aboard the spaceship, the screwdriver somehow begins to work again. However, the Evil Doctor Teeny sees it in your hand and snatches it away with an evil cackle. You are handcuffed and anklecuffed, and an alien is coming toward you with some sort of needle thingy WWYDD?!

Scream loudly enough that River Song will shoot the alien just to stop me from making that awful racket.

Despite River's successful attempt to save you, you are all stuck aboard the spaceship and the Evil Doctor Teeny still has your sonic screwdriver, which he is about to use to cause an intergalactic explosion that will rock the universe. WWYDD?

Since River Song was thoughtful enough to unhandcuff me, I grab the controls of the alien craft and start trying to do a barrel roll. This disorients Evil Doctor Teeny (by throwing him against the ceiling and the floor again.)

But the ship apparently has a fail safe device for bad drivers, and you find yourself back in time on the balance beam before the kidnapping. After looking around for a moment you realize everyone is still waiting for your routine. WWYDD?