I would think of all the wrong answers, while writing the right ones.

You're flying high above the clouds, in your airplane, when suddenly it begins spiraling downwards.
WWYDD?

grab a parachute and jump out!

you cut yourself really badly when your by yourself in the wilderness!
WWYDD?

Tear off strips of my shirt to tie up the wound, then sew leaves to the bottom of my poor shirt so that I'll be decent in case I happen upon anyone else out in the wilderness.

You fall in love with someone who is often distracted or gone. You discover he/she is a supervillain when you accidently stumble into your love interest's secret later almost a year later. WWYDD?

Try to get over her and report my findings to the police.

An evil clone of you steals a valuable jewel and you get blamed. WWYDD?

Use hallucinogenic lipstick and a vortex manipulator to escape prison and bring my evil clone to justice!

Your cat abruptly declares that you do not pay him enough respect. WWYDD?

Stare at it, and then take it to the vet to figure out why it's talking in the first place.

You write and write and write and eventually finish a 200,000 word long epic fantasy novel. And then your computer disappears taking the only copy of your novel along with it. WWYDD?

Beat myself on the head for not saving a version of it on my flashdrive and then get down to writing it again!!

You write a long and elaborate post describing in detail your feelings about a particular scene in one of the Narnia films you like very much and post it, only to find out that you posted it from your sister's account, not yours!! WWYDD??

Copy the post by highlighting the whole thing and then pressing Ctrl+C, then I'd delete the post, then re-post it as me. I'd also apologize to my sister for accidentally posting as her.

You start typing a post, but then your Ctrl key starts trying to block your fingers from typing anything more. It also says "I'm going to control your computer! Mwuhahahahahahahahaaa!!!" WWYDD?

Scream back at it: "O NO YOU DON'T!"
*and hit the power button on the computer*

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You're walking down the street and bump into your most favorite actor/actress. They're dressed up so no one recognizes them...but you do.

WWYDD?

Id run after them and ask for their autograph, and then tell them that their secret is safe.

You are in the middle of nowhere when your car brakes down and your phone battery dies. WWYDD?

Walk to the nearest gas station before it got dark, then call my family to come get me!

You are having a nice picnic on some stones near a lake, when suddenly the stones begin to move and you realize that you eating your picnic on the back of a Dragon! WWYDD?

Get him on NW to help his team!!

You are watching a video on Youtube when a yellow hand reaches though the screen and slaps you. Then it immediately apolgizes in the most truthful way, when a red hand comes out and pulls the same routine. WWYDD?

I would change to a different video.

Two rabid dogs are running after you down the street; what would you do dearie?

Oh I'm vaccinated . I'll just call my pet wolf to scare them off, then call a vet/animal control place, whoever can properly treat them.

Your phone keeps on ringing non-stop, but every time you go to answer it, there's no one there... WWYDD?

Unplug it or turn it off for a few hours...then I shall not have to listen to it.

You are trying to call the cats in when you see a big giant animal that you've never seen before, WWYDD?