FLEE and HIDE!! Eek!!

You're strolling down the beach when gunfire breaks out from the shoreline, the bullets spattering sharply into the waves at your feet.
WWYDD?

Possibly faint. If I didn't faint, call 9-1-1 immediately.

You are at a restaurant, and just when you are about to eat the yummy-looking (and expensive) sandwich you bought, a small puppy comes along. It looks hungry, has no collar, and is really cute... WWYDD?

If the sandwich won't make it sick, tear off half of it and give it to the puppy.

C.S Lewis is brought to the present and you have exactly one minute to interview him before he goes back to his own time. WWYDD?

I'd probably only get in 2 questions so I'd do one on Narnia and one on the Space Trilogy... and if there's time left I'd ask him what hew thinks of the vicious time loop theory

Gandalf visits your house one day and asks if you'd like to go on an adventure. WWYDD?

Grab my cloak and traveling bag, what else?

You stumble across a hidden valley filled with friendly dragons--WWYDD?

Invite them to join the Lone Island Dragons!

Your best friend suddenly turns into a rabid chipmunk, and starts attacking you, WWYDD?

smack it on the head so it passes out.

all of the weeds around your house suddenly grow VERY large and start to wrap around your house! WWYDD?

Grab my weed eater 5000 and start hacking like theres no tomorrow!

You are on a safari and a lion jumps into your tour jeep. WWYDD?

Sit very very still. If the lion decides that I'm not a good lunch and leaves *phew!* But... if not, I'd try to see if it could get coaxed out or call the ranger station.

You're just about to get to bed from a very long and tiring day. Your joints are kind of achey, and your feet just want to rest. You switch of your little lamp by your bed and just close your eyes when suddenly your closet door bangs open, and a faun is standing in a wooded path--all this in your closet.
WWYDD?

(So original... )

Run into my closet and return to my rule as King of Narnia

You find yourself locking in a cge with 20 squirrels, WWYDD

Go nuts!!!

You have won a song contest and is offered a contract with a major company; what would you do dearie?

Figure out how on earth I worked up the nerve to enter a singing contest, and then use that same nerve to go to the recording studio, I suppose.

A pigeon carrying a secret message has just landed on your roof. WWYDD?

See who the message is addressed to, find that it isn't for me, and send the poor bird in the righ direction.

You find a cat on your porch. When you look closer you see that its collar has your name on it. WWYDD?

pick it up, show my mom, and make FOUND posters.

you go swimming in a lake and you get the swimmers itch, WWYDD?

Look for someone who has the same name as me or someone who has a cat with the same name as me.

You are walking through the door of your closet, but you find a giant snowy landscape on the other side- WWYDD?