I would wonder what I was doing that could have possibly made the computer have a Blue Screen of Death, as I'm quite good with computers, and have only occasionally gotten one. After discovering that it was a hard drive failure, I'd tell her it wasn't my fault, and that the hard drive would have failed without me using it.

You are playing a game on a computer, and suddenly, you find yourself inside of the hard drive of your computer, and all you can see is yourself, and hundreds of ones and zeroes. WWYDD?

freak out and try to find an escape route!!

you are singing in the shower and someone yells at you to stop. wwydd?

Keep singing, hoping my melodious voice calms whoever is yelling at me down.

You are lost in the Alaskan wilderness. WWYDD?

Play around in the snow for a while, then teleport back home.

You are on a ship, when it bumps into a rock and starts sinking. WWYDD?

Grab a nearby board (and any nearby drowning people) and paddle homeward!

Your in a field and you think your alone when a bull starts charging you!
WWYDD!

Rub my magic lamp and ask the genie to save me! (Darn, I was hoping to save that wish for something special)

Your smartphone becomes self-aware and keeps trying to kill you by leading you off a cliff with the GPS function. WWYDD?

Turn off the GPS function. Permanently. By opening up the phone, taking out the GPS, turning it into a flea, putting the flea into a box, putting the box into a box, mailing it to myself, and when it arrives, SMASHING IT WITH A HAMMER! (Get the reference?)

You are turned into a llama. WWYDD?

Go find a nice town that herds llamas and find a nice person to help me out. And I'd also stay away from people who are scary beyond all reason and their sidekicks. (unless the sidekick is misguided and exhibits excellency in the culinary arts, which in that case, I'd probably feel sorry for him and leave it at that.)

You find out that you're stuck at the age you're at, in the grade you're in, and in the same location you reside at for the rest of your life. WWYDD?

Be really sad.(what can i do about it?)

You are in your shed outside when suddenly, the door shuts and locks!
WWYDD?

Call someone on my cellphone and say "Excuse me, I seemed to have locked myself in the shed, could you please come get me out?"

Your Mom gets kidnapped by martians, WWYDD?

Tell her to enjoy the trip!

You wake up and find find that you're the last person on Earth! (or so it seems at least... ) WWYDD?

First off, I'm a monkey, so I'd be the last creature on earth. Second off, I'd try to find another creature of any kind. Third, if I can, I'd party! Third, if I can't, I'd scream "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

You find that your favorite game on NarniaWeb got locked well before it hit 50 pages. The last person who posted on it is a administrator who's username is "Evil hacker", has a post count of one, and is the one who locked it. The last post on the game says "MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm gonna lock every game on NarniaWeb and permanently shut the Games and Blogs section down! After that, I'm going to shut down NarniaWeb forever! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!" WWYDD?

Send him a PM politely asking him to let us keep Narniaweb.

You are asked to hire a super villain by your boss. WWYDD?

I'd hire the super villain, then relay all the info I could get my hands on to my favorite superhero.

You wake up one morning to find yourself curled up on your dog's bed and your dog stretched out on your bed. When you get up to demand your bed back, you find that you have four shaggy legs and one long tail! You and your dog have switched places!! WWYDD?

Put on my best begging face, I'm hungry.

Your teacher changes the deadline from 2 weeks from today to tomorrow, WWYDD?