Mark the e-mail as spam for three reasons: 1. Because I didn't write a ditty. 2. Even if I did, it would have been for myself, so how would they know about it? And 3. The e-mail address that it was sent from was spam@spammers.com.

You want to make popcorn, but your microwave and oven both stop working, the company that made them went bankrupt just 1 hour ago so they can't repair it, the soonest all the nearby repair companies can come is next month, and all the stores are out of microwaves and ovens. WWYDD?

Simply get superpowers, then use my laser vision to pop the popcorn myself.

One day, you are put under a spell where no matter what you say to someone, they will think you are insulting them. WWYDD?

Become a hermit.

Somebody places a ticking time bomb in your car. WWYDD?

get out and run for my life

someone hits your car with theirs and then flees the scene, wwydd?

As a responsible driver: try to get a good look at the vehicle, possible a license number, and call the police.
Reality: Be a state of shock long enough to miss what the vehicle looked like. Then get out of the car to look at the damage and become hysterical.

You wake up one morning to find that you are 25 years older than you were when you went to sleep the night before, wwydd?

Find a doctor and a photo album.

You find out your reality was actually a dream, and every dream you've had was actually reality. WWYDD?

~Riella

Wonder why I had such a short and inconsistent reality. (I don't dream much and they are all different of course.)

All your stuffed animals come to life and take you to the Hundred Acre Wood, WWYDD?

Play with Tigger and Roo, then help poor Rabbit re-plant his carrots.

You wake up one morning in a foreign country without remembering how you got there. WWYDD?

Go find someone who can understand me and find out what happened, I guess...?

You're about to go to sleep after a long, tiring day. Your soft pillow calls loudly, and just as you rest down and find a comfy spot, and just as your eyes are about to close, you see fire blazing outside your window. When you get up to quench it, it disappears and all is normal. You return to attempt to go back to sleep, and as soon as you lay down again, the fire blazes, but this time hotter and closer. You get up, and it disappears and all is normal. WWYDD?

Not lay back down as it'll probably get even closer. I'd sleep standing up

You're stuck on a deserted island that is inhabited by annoying pygmies who keep stealing the food you collect. WWYDD?

Set up a concert and write songs with mesmerizing lyrics that entice the pygmies to behave in a more civilized manner.

You wake up one morning in the middle of the ocean, just drifting along with your bed as a raft and all you have are your pajamas, your quilt, and the aquaphoebic cat that fell assleep at your feet last night. WWYDD?

~Enna

Pray. And hold my kitty real close!

You've been saving up chocolate for almost a year for a special project. You finally acquire enough chocolate to build your sculpture, but when you set everything out to get to room temperature, a band of elves comes and steals all your chocolate. They take you with them when you try to protest and then take you to their underground world consisting of chocolate. WWYDD?

(Thank you to aslanisthebest for this AWESOME situation! )

Escape from the elves and make myself a fudge fortress in the white chocolate woods. In time, I will gather together a small band of gnomes to aid me in my quest to steal back what is mine!

You discover that all the candy in your Easter basket has turned into vegetables. WWYDD?

Wonder what I was doing with an Easter Basket in the first place.

You are an Israelite escaping from Egypt, and Pharoh's army is closing in on you. Moses is telling everyone to remain calm, but others are saying they should have stayed behind. WWYDD?

Keep running, because God sent Moses, and I have faith in God.

You start reading The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, but you become really sleepy. You fall asleep, and when you wake up, you find that your wardrobe has moved right next to your bed. You decide to go inside the wardrobe, and when you walk past the end, you find yourself in Narnia. WWYDD?