This soup is electrifying. 

Waiter, there’s a compass in my soup! 

I'm most sorry, the chef had to go to Marseilles to get the ingredients for your bouillabaise. 

Waiter, there is a koala in my soup!

I'm so sorry, madame; he has a habit of wandering over from the animal sanctuary next door.

Waiter, there's a snorkel in my soup!

So sorry; the diver must have left it behind.

Waiter, there's a ketchup packet in my soup!

Yes, it's a new optional ingredient that you can add for yourself. 

Waiter, there's a hair ribbon in my soup!

Do you like it? The chef thought it would go well with your outfit.

Waiter, there's a diamond in my soup!

Wow, what good luck for you!  Would you like it put into your dress ring, to go with your evening dress?

Waiter! There is a kangaroo tail in my soup.

There's probably a kangaroo attached to it. (That animal sanctuary next door really needs to lock its cages better!)

Waiter, there is a padlock in my soup!

My apologies; that needs to be returned to the animal sanctuary next door.

Waiter, there's an anchor in my soup!

My apologies, the fishermen had a big catch last night.

Waiter, there are rabbit ears in my soup!

Now, watch how I pull an entire rabbit from your soup! Impressive, no? I'm also a magician, you know.

Waiter, there's a fish bowl in my soup.

It's a new variation of "Pheasant under Glass." Introducing: Salmon under Glass!

Waiter, there's a soda can in my soup!

Well, you asked for your soup to be bubbling....

Waiter, there's a candle in my soup!

It's our new Light Menu, sir.

Waiter, there's a pair of tweezers in my soup!

They're for you to pick out the hair that is also in your soup, ma'am.  

Waiter, there's a pencil in my soup!