Ah so that is where the spy agency left it. I must call James Bond 007. 
Waiter, there is a hare in my soup! 
Posted : June 26, 2020 9:07 pm
It’s rabbit soup. There’s no need to pull out your hare.
[Pun intended.]
Waiter, there’s a toy car in my soup!
Movie Aristotle, AKA Risto
Posted : June 26, 2020 11:08 pm
It's fully operational, don't judge it by its size
Waiter, there's a leaf in my soup!
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : June 27, 2020 7:05 am
Our autumn special is very special. Enjoy!
Waiter, there’s a golf club in my soup!
Posted : June 27, 2020 7:51 am
Well, we have a new chef, so I guess that's par for the course.
Waiter, there's an iPad in my soup!
But all night, Aslan and the Moon gazed upon each other with joyful and unblinking eyes.
Posted : June 28, 2020 11:10 am
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Wouldn't you know it! The latest promotional gift offer from an IPad technological, Internet provider firm, trying to drum up some custom! Congratulations on being so lucky. But I do recommend you try it out to see if it actually still works. Also, do check it out by taking it back to the firm in question to find out what you are in for. 
Waiter, there is a frog in my soup!
Posted : June 30, 2020 3:27 am
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You ordered the "It's Not Easy Being Green" soup, no?
Waiter, there's a snowball in my soup!
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
Topic starter
Posted : July 7, 2020 7:01 pm
We’ve been getting complaints that the soup is too hot, so we are trying different methods of cooling.
Waiter, there’s a painting in my soup!
Posted : July 8, 2020 5:52 pm
Do you like it? I've been practicing my food art!
Waiter, there's an elephant in my soup!
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Posted : July 9, 2020 9:35 am
Sir, you're at the Barnum & Bailey Circus, that's not your soup, that's the elephant bathtub!
Waiter, there's a geode in my soup!
Posted : July 9, 2020 11:25 am
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The chefs little son keeps trying to give people his treasures. I’ll have to stop allowing bring your child to work day.
Waiter, there’s a vacuum in my soup!
Posted : July 9, 2020 7:39 pm
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^That's adorable, @sun-muffin! 
You said you found drinking your soup out of a spoon too time-consuming.
Waiter, there's a flashlight in my soup!
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
Topic starter
Posted : July 9, 2020 8:04 pm
Actually sir, we call that a torch around here.
Waiter, there's an armadillo in my soup!
Posted : July 10, 2020 8:15 am
Yes, very lifelike, is it not? I believe the bakery has been getting creative with the rolls.
Waiter, there's a button in my soup!
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : July 14, 2020 6:32 pm
Oh dear, I am undone!
Waiter, there's a penny in my soup!
There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."
Posted : July 14, 2020 11:16 pm