Ah so that is where the spy agency left it. I must call James Bond 007.  

Waiter, there is a hare in my soup!  

It’s rabbit soup. There’s no need to pull out your hare.
[Pun intended.]

Waiter, there’s a toy car in my soup!

It's fully operational, don't judge it by its size

Waiter, there's a leaf in my soup!

Our autumn special is very special. Enjoy!

Waiter, there’s a golf club in my soup!

Well, we have a new chef, so I guess that's par for the course.

Waiter, there's an iPad in my soup!

@stargazer

Wouldn't you know it! The latest promotional gift offer from an IPad technological, Internet provider firm, trying to drum up some custom! Congratulations on being so lucky. But I do recommend you try it out to see if it actually still works. Also, do check it out by taking it back to the firm in question to find out what you are in for.  

Waiter, there is a frog in my soup! 

You ordered the "It's Not Easy Being Green" soup, no?

Waiter, there's a snowball in my soup!

We’ve been getting complaints that the soup is too hot, so we are trying different methods of cooling. 

Waiter, there’s a painting in my soup!

Do you like it? I've been practicing my food art!

Waiter, there's an elephant in my soup!

Sir, you're at the Barnum & Bailey Circus, that's not your soup, that's the elephant bathtub!

Waiter, there's a geode in my soup! 

The chefs little son keeps trying to give people his treasures. I’ll have to stop allowing bring your child to work day. 

Waiter, there’s a vacuum in my soup! 

^That's adorable, @sun-muffin!  

You said you found drinking your soup out of a spoon too time-consuming.

Waiter, there's a flashlight in my soup!

Actually sir, we call that a torch around here.

Waiter, there's an armadillo in my soup!

Yes, very lifelike, is it not? I believe the bakery has been getting creative with the rolls.

Waiter, there's a button in my soup!

Oh dear, I am undone!

Waiter, there's a penny in my soup!