Well, it's not mine - is it your bad penny?

Waiter, there's a notebook in my soup!

Well, if you'd ordered the consommé . . . 

Waiter, there's a stamp in my soup. 

Yes, it's a stamp of approval, see?

Waiter, there's a dinosaur in my soup.

Yes, it's our primordial soup, ma'am.

Waiter, there's a feather in my soup!

That's what puts the wild in our chicken and wild rice soup.

Waiter, there's a clock in my soup!

You asked for extra thyme.

Waiter, there's a shoehorn in my soup!

We thought it could help you fit it into your busy day. 

Waiter, there’s an owl in my soup!

Whooooooo put that in there??

Waiter, there's a bar of soap in my soup!

Yes, you've been picked for our next tongue-twister: Suddenly Suds sups on sudsy, soapy, soup!

Waiter, there's a blanket in my soup!

We're keeping the soup warm for you!

Waiter, there's a  submarine in my soup!

One of the cooks dropped her ring into the soup, we are conducting a thorough search for it. 

Waiter, there’s a hinge in my soup! 

But no door? How strange.

Waiter, there's a tea candle in my soup!

We're just showing you our soup is lit.  

Waiter, there's a whale in my soup!

You said you wanted the largest bowl of soup we had, so technically the whale isn't in the soup's bowl, the soup is in the whale's bowl.

Waiter, there's a cuneiform tablet in my soup!

I guess the cook was digging through the kitchen.

Waiter, there's a rose in my soup!