We wanted to brighten up your experience at this establishment. I hope it wasn't too shocking.

Waiter! There's a waiter in my soup!

Sorry, I'm only filling in for the waiter who has gone missing. I'd better get the chef to tell him that the waiter was here, all along.

Waiter! There someone in my soup, eating it all up!  

Thank you, Ma'am. I've had orders from Mama and Papa Bear to call them in to deal with Miss Goldilocks personally if she tries her antics anywhere else.

Waiter, there's a koala in my soup! 

I didn't think that we were the type of institution that routinely used Eucalyptus leaves to make soup! Please choose something less exotic to sup on, whilst I fish out the poor little darling Koala quickly, and phone Wildlife Rescue!

Waiter! There is an emu in my soup! 

Yes, ma'am - that tends to happen when you request animal crackers in your soup.

Waiter, there's a bottle of ketchup in my soup!

Yes, the new trainee kitchenhand is an Australian who thought you needed extra tomato flavouring in the tomato soup you said that you wanted, not knowing that ketchup and Aussie tomato sauce are the same thing.  

Waiter! There are lots of jalapenos in my soup! 

I suppose the definition of "a little spice" is different for everyone. So sorry!

Waiter! There's a flamethrower in my soup!

Er, my apologies! How hot and spicy did you say that you needed to have your hot curried soup? Enough to need a visit from the Fire Brigade? The flame thrower was just an extra precaution, and I'm glad for you that you didn't really need it. 

Waiter! There is a whole layer of ice cubes on top of my soup! 

Well, you did say you wanted 'really flash soup', madam!

Waiter, there's a set of small tools in my soup!

Sorry about that. We understood that you wanted to fix your own meal.

Waiter, there's a town of tiny people in my soup!

Apologies, sir! Their last soup bowl was flooded too, so they were looking for a new place to live.

Waiter, there's a rose bush in my soup!

Oops! My sincere apologies! That rose bush pot plant isn't supposed to be your soup. If you wait a little bit longer, your Swedish rose hip soup with vanilla ice-cream & almond biscuits will soon be ready. 

Waiter! There is someone's umbrella in my soup!

Oh dear... that Poppins woman must have dropped in again.

Waiter! There's a koala in my soup!

Oh dear! That wandering koala has turned up again, no doubt attracted to the gumleaf table settings & garnishes set up for National Sorry Day, last weekend. I'll have to ring the Koala Park next door, to send a ranger to collect him ASAP. 

Waiter! there is a quokka in my soup, & it has eaten half the soup, already!

Our apologies, madame. Someone must've left the door open and your soup must've smelled especially delicious...

Waiter, there's a basket of apricots in my soup!