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Waiter, there's Something in My Soup!

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Meltintalle
(@mel)
Member Moderator

So THAT'S where that went!

Waiter, there's a pin in my soup!

We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton

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Posted : June 13, 2020 10:29 am
ValiantArcher
(@valiantarcher)
BC Head and G&B Mod Moderator

Didn't you want a prize for finishing your soup?

Waiter, there's a puzzle piece in my soup!

God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.

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Topic starter Posted : June 15, 2020 6:57 pm
Ryadian
(@rya)
Member Moderator

Oh, so that's where the missing last piece went!

Waiter, there's an ice cube in my soup!

N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren

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Posted : June 15, 2020 8:28 pm
stargazer
(@stargazer)
Member Moderator

Ma'am, vichyssoise is supposed to be served cold.

Waiter, there's a fork in my soup!

But all night, Aslan and the Moon gazed upon each other with joyful and unblinking eyes.

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Posted : June 15, 2020 8:40 pm
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Sun-muffin
(@sun-muffin)
NarniaWeb Nut

Indeed, yes. The use of a spoon to obtain the dumplings has proved a most time consuming and frustrating endeavor. 

Waiter, there’s a piece of sandpaper in my soup!

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Posted : June 15, 2020 10:23 pm
Movie Aristotle
(@risto)
NarniaWeb Junkie

You asked for a soup that was smooth.

Waiter, there are dice in my soup!

Movie Aristotle, AKA Risto

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Posted : June 16, 2020 5:30 pm
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Ryadian
(@rya)
Member Moderator

Well, I'm glad you took a chance on it.

Waiter, there's a TV remote in my soup!

N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren

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Posted : June 16, 2020 5:56 pm
Meltintalle
(@mel)
Member Moderator

Yes, that's our trademark Tasty Victual technology, allowing you to adjust the flavor to your specifications with just the click of a button.

Waiter, there's a swan in my soup!

We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton

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Posted : June 18, 2020 1:58 pm
coracle
(@coracle)
NarniaWeb's Auntie Moderator

Yes, you look so elegant we gave you a little swan to symbolise grace and elegance!

 

Waiter, there's a gum snake in my soup!

There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."

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Posted : June 18, 2020 9:34 pm
Movie Aristotle
(@risto)
NarniaWeb Junkie

Gummy bears are out of season.

 

Waiter, there’s a straw in my soup.

Movie Aristotle, AKA Risto

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Posted : June 22, 2020 10:15 pm
Ryadian
(@rya)
Member Moderator

Oh, this isn't soup. It's just a very shallow smoothie!

Waiter, there's a button in my soup!

N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren

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Posted : June 23, 2020 3:40 pm
Sun-muffin
(@sun-muffin)
NarniaWeb Nut

Dreadfully sorry about this. Instead of writing down you wanted custom made soup, I wrote tailor made. 

Waiter, there’s a leprechaun in my soup!

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Posted : June 24, 2020 6:24 am
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Courtenay
(@courtenay)
NarniaWeb Fanatic Hospitality Committee

Oh dear, there WAS originally a pot of gold in there, but he must have got to it first, t' be sure, t' be sure...

Waiter, there's a salamander in my soup!

"Now you are a lioness," said Aslan. "And now all Narnia will be renewed."
(Prince Caspian)

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Posted : June 24, 2020 6:26 am
ValiantArcher
(@valiantarcher)
BC Head and G&B Mod Moderator

Didn't you order the flaming hot soup? Why else would a salamander appear?

Waiter, there's a glass bottle in my soup!

God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.

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Topic starter Posted : June 26, 2020 5:06 pm
coracle
(@coracle)
NarniaWeb's Auntie Moderator

Is there a ship inside it?

Waiter, there's a microchip in my soup!

There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."

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Posted : June 26, 2020 8:10 pm
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