So THAT'S where that went!

Waiter, there's a pin in my soup!

Didn't you want a prize for finishing your soup?

Waiter, there's a puzzle piece in my soup!

Oh, so that's where the missing last piece went!

Waiter, there's an ice cube in my soup!

Ma'am, vichyssoise is supposed to be served cold.

Waiter, there's a fork in my soup!

Indeed, yes. The use of a spoon to obtain the dumplings has proved a most time consuming and frustrating endeavor. 

Waiter, there’s a piece of sandpaper in my soup!

You asked for a soup that was smooth.

Waiter, there are dice in my soup!

Well, I'm glad you took a chance on it.

Waiter, there's a TV remote in my soup!

Yes, that's our trademark Tasty Victual technology, allowing you to adjust the flavor to your specifications with just the click of a button.

Waiter, there's a swan in my soup!

Yes, you look so elegant we gave you a little swan to symbolise grace and elegance!

Waiter, there's a gum snake in my soup!

Gummy bears are out of season.

Waiter, there’s a straw in my soup.

Oh, this isn't soup. It's just a very shallow smoothie!

Waiter, there's a button in my soup!

Dreadfully sorry about this. Instead of writing down you wanted custom made soup, I wrote tailor made. 

Waiter, there’s a leprechaun in my soup!

Oh dear, there WAS originally a pot of gold in there, but he must have got to it first, t' be sure, t' be sure...

Waiter, there's a salamander in my soup!

Didn't you order the flaming hot soup? Why else would a salamander appear?

Waiter, there's a glass bottle in my soup!

Is there a ship inside it?

Waiter, there's a microchip in my soup!