1. You need to walk dogs, so you get exercise
2. Dogs will bark if there are ghosts around
3. Dogs can defend you from intruders better than cats

Three reasons Swimming is better than eating ice cream

1. Swimming is healthier for you than ice cream
2. You can share your pool with others and it is fun, but sharing ice cream with others is sad (because you get to eat less ice cream!)
3. Ice cream melts in a few minutes, but swimming can last longer.

Three reasons Christmas is better than steak

1. Christmas brings many presents, but steak is only one thing
2. You can enjoy Christmas for a whole day, but steak is eaten in about 20 mins
3. You can celebrate Christmas with many foods, including steak, but steak is just steak

Three reasons books are better than parties

1. Books can take you to a greater variety of places than parties
2. You can enjoy books at your own leisure, but the pace of a party is dictated by the whole group
3. Books allow you to think more deeply than a party

Three reasons beds are better than trees

1. You can bounce on beds, but not trees
2. You can sleep on beds, but not trees
3. You can bring a bed indoors, but not a tree

Three reasons tea is better than cars.

1. Tea relaxes you; cars make you more stressed. (Well, they make ME more stressed!)
2. (Good) tea is delicious; cars taste awful.
3. Tea can save you from dying of thirst; cars can't.

Three reasons why contact lenses are better than paper.

1. Lenses can be used for glasses; car's can't be
2. Lenses can be used for telescopes, which let you observe the stars; cars can't be.
3. Cars smell of gas; lenses don't

Three reasons pools are better than movies.

1. Pools are much better about cooling you off on a hot day.
2. Pools provide a good method of getting exercise - movies pretty much do the opposite.
3. You can spend as much or as little time in a pool as you want, whereas movies have a fixed amount of time you can spend with them.

Three reasons why games are better than monkeys.

1. Games don't bite.
2. You can put a game on a shelf and ignore it for years; monkeys, you can't.
3. Legal troubles are far less likely with aquiring games than with monkeys.

Three reasons why feet are better than tulip bulbs.

1. You can tiptoe through the tulips with feet, but tulip bulbs need somewhere to be planted.
2. Feet get you everywhere, but tulip bulbs don't go anywhere.
3. You can plant tulip bulbs with feet, and wash them afterwards.

Why is a bowl of hot soup better than a didgeridoo?

1. A bowl of hot soup tastes a lot better.
2. A didgeridoo can't do much to warm you up on a cold night.
3. I can make myself a bowl of hot soup for relatively little expense or effort. The same can't be said for a didgeridoo.

Three reasons why mugs are better than ceilings.

1. A cracked mug is more easily replaced.
2. Ceilings don't come with catchy phrases or statements about my desperate need to consume coffee printed on them.
3. If a mug falls down, the worst thing it can do is hurt your foot and ruin your carpet. If the ceiling falls down, you're pretty much dead... so, yeah. Not fun.

3 reasons why wolves are better than kumquats.

1. Let's face it, wolves are more majestic than kumquats.
2. Wolves have prompted many more turns of phrase (like "lone wolf" or "leader of the pack") than kumquats have.
3. There's a lot more storytelling potential in a story about or involving wolves than involving kumquats.

Three reasons why spoons are better than water.

1. You can pick up a spoon with your hand and no other tools.
2. Spoons won't cause structural damage if they fall and sit on your floor.
3. Spoons allow you to eat tasty things like pasta or ice cream.

Three reasons why spiders are better than cake.

1. Spiders catch harmful insects.
2. Spiders don't make you fat.
3. A superhero called "Cakeman" would never have been a hit.

Three reasons why armour is better than tables.