1. Bread makes delicious toast, which has a wonderful smell. Toast a yo-yo and you get the smell of burning plastic.
2. I can bake bread. I've never been able to get a blasted yo-yo to work.
3. Jesus never said "I am the yo-yo of life".

Three reasons why classical music is better than supermarket trolleys.

1. Classical music can stir up all sorts of emotions while a supermarket trolley has not been known for any great achievement in this area.
2. Lovely sounds can be heard from classical music while supermarket trolleys are either practically silent or rather squeaky, which is not known to be pleasant by any stretch of the imagination.
3. Classical music has radio stations devoted to it while radio stations do not talk about the wonder of supermarket trolleys.

Three reasons why nail polish is better than a box.

1. You don't have to worry about your pet cat setting up house in a bottle of nail polish, unlike a cardboard box. (I'm lookin' at you, Maru. )
2. Creatively wearing nail polish is generally more accepted than creatively wearing a box, unless you're dressing up as a robot for Halloween.
3. Nail polish comes in all sorts of bright, shiny and sparkly colors, unlike boxes which are usually boring brown.

Three reasons why toothbrushes are better than tricycles.

1. Toothbrushes are a lifelong necessity to attend to personal hygiene, unlike tricycles
2. Toothbrushes are easily transportable on long journeys to distant destinations, unlike a tricycle
3. Unlike toothbrushes, people grow too large to use a tricycle comfortably and with dignity.

Three reasons why a compact mirror is better than a lawn mower

1. A compact mirror can fit in your pocket but a lawnmower can't.
2. You can't check your reflection in a lawnmower but you can in a mirror.
3. A compact mirror is good for checking around corners without being seen whereas a lawnmower would announce your presence before you even made it to the corner.

Three reasons why cars are better than clouds.

1. Cars can be used to travel from point a to point b. Clouds cannot.
2. Cars come in many different colors. Clouds only come in a few, and they change what color they are when they feel like it. Want purple and orange clouds in the afternoon? Too bad! Want a purple and orange CAR in the afternoon? Go ahead! You can paint it whatever color you want, whenever you want!
3. Cars are much less likely to cause you to have to change your schedule. Clouds can cause rain, which often results in schedule changes. And who wants to have to change their schedule because of bad weather, amiright?

Three reasons why the moon is better then a cheeseburger.

1. The moon has lasted much longer than any cheeseburger.
2. You can't see anything by the light of a cheeseburger (and if you couldn't, it wouldn't be very nice).
3. There has never been a space mission to land on a cheeseburger.

That was a fun one, NarnianMonkey!

Three reasons why hippos are better than salads.

1. Hippos are higher up the food chain than salads.
2. Hippos can swim. Salads can't.
3. Hippos are too heavy to be lifted up, yet they can move. Salads are light enough that you can pick them up, yet somehow, they're too lazy to move. What gives?

Three reasons why cameras are better than the " " emoticon.

1. Cameras don't turn into gobbledegook when loaded in non-Windows systems.
2. I can see a camera without my glasses.
3. A camera is something you can give as a birthday or Christmas present which would be well-received.

Three reasons why electric fans are better than polkas.

1. Electric fans will keep you cooler in the summer than polkas.
2. Music isn't an important part of running an electric fan.
3. It's much easier to buy an electric fan than a polka.

Three reasons why spaghetti is better than a tin can.

1. Spaghetti is biodegradable, whereas tin cans are not.
2. Spaghetti can be softened in a common kitchen, but tin cans require specialized furnaces.
3. Spaghetti can be fit into tight spaces, but tin cans are too rigid and bulky.

Three reasons why the internet is better than Dr. Pepper.

1. Drinking a Dr Pepper doesn't teach you new things. The internet, however, has near-endless amounts of knowledge, allowing you to learn a LOT.
2. The internet has video games. It's hard to get a video game just by drinking a Dr Pepper.
3. The internet has cat videos. Name the last time that a Dr Pepper has had anything half as cute as the best of those.

Three reasons that grilled cheese sandwiches are better than robots.

1. Grilled cheese sandwiches are so much faster to make than a robot.

2. I mean, we've all heard about when robots will take over the world, but
who ever heard of a grilled cheese sandwich rebellion? So, it's yummy and not trying to take over the world!

3. When you're hungry, you're going to be able to eat the grilled cheese sandwich, not the robot.

Three reasons an advertisement is better than a clock.

1. Advertisement's jingles can get stuck in your head in a way a clock's time can't.
2. An advertisement doesn't have the option to blare you awake in the morning.
3. An advertisement can be funny, clever, or heart-warming, but a clock is emotionless.

Three reasons why carpet is better than a solar eclipse.

1. You can enjoy carpet every single day
2. Carpet is squishy on your feet
3. You can fall asleep on comfortable carpet

Three reasons why Dancing is better than Singing.