Because rain is stubborn and refuses to come when it can't get someone who doesn't want to get wet. That's why you should always try to carry an umbrella, unless you live in an area with a drought.

Why do some people not like chocolate?(no offense to anyone who doesn't like it; I'm just wondering if someone can come up with a logical explanation.)

Speaking for myself, I find that if I have more than a small amount of chocolate I start to feel sick. I do like the taste, though. Incidentally, did you know that chocolate is toxic to humans? You need to eat at least 10 kg (22 pounds) in one go for it to kill you, though.

Why do the traffic reports on the radio never mention the traffic queue that you're stuck in?

Because they figure you already know about that, so why would they need to tell you about it?

Why does it always rain on a day you've planned to do an outdoor activity (like camping, moving, etc.)?

It doesn't; you just notice those rainy days since you were hoping it wouldn't rain.

Why does your little toe itch when you are driving?

For the same reason your nose itches once you've put on gloves!

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May showers bring?

Afternoons with tea and books

Why do we shake hand when we meet? (As Mr. Tumnus asks).

Because it seems like the right thing to do (and because everyone else does).

Why is it a requirement to go to school (when you are a child) when some days you learn practically nothing?

So that you are prepared for jobs where you have to go in and have nothing to do on some days.

Why do we cook food that takes a long to make when we eat it in minutes?

Because cravings are hard to resist

Why do we make our beds when every night they get unmade anyways?

Because otherwise our mothers will be disappointed

What would happen if you suddenly grew wings?

I'd fly instead driving in traffic!

Why do we sleep when it is dark?

So that we can avoid meeting all the monsters that creep around in the dark

Why do we drink out of straws?

To look cool.

Why do we wear shoes with laces?

So we can learn the bunny poem on tying your shoe laces

Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes?

To delight people with the unexpected

Why do we light candles on a birthday cake?